The Falling Shirt

[MidnightRose]

Abu Hasan relates that a man said to Hija, "I heard a loud noise coming from your house."

Hija replied, "It was the sound of my falling shirt."

The man exclaimed, "The sound of your falling shirt was so loud?!"

Hija explained, "I was inside the shirt when it fell."

* Taken and adapted from Only Fools & Fools by Shaikh Ahmad Ali

 

[Lady A]

:haha:

 

[umairlooms]

muslim jokes?

has anyone heard of the muslim who was ever in a hurry to break his fast??

neither have i

 

[sister herb]

muslim jokes?

has anyone heard of the muslim who was ever in a hurry to break his fast??

neither have i

Like this one?

Ramadan joke:

A Guy who's been fasting the entire day and is almost dead with hunger decides to call into his favourite radio station for a request.

Host: What do you want to listen to?

Guy: Magrib Azaan please!



Now you have heard one.

 

[Scimitar]

that ^ tickled me something silly haha

Scimi

 

[Lady A]

These jokes are funny! Keep 'em coming! ;D

 

[lonewolf007]

cool jokes would love to hear more

 

[SpanishOmelette]

Oh my, these jokes made me grin widely! Keep 'em coming!

 

[HappyMuslimaa]

Wow hahaha these are great!