The Official Geeks' Thread.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

This is the official geeks' thread, all geeky/nerdy jokes about math, physics, computers, internet etc goes here. Keep it as geeky as possible. ;D
Thank you

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

There is no place like 127.0.0.1 ;D;D;D

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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For some didn't understand the joke....^ LOL. 127.0.0.1 is loop back ip address for a machine. If you try to reach this address i.e. 127.0.0.1 via telnet you get redirected to the same machine from which you fired the command. So, its nothing but a nerdy humor, here it means 'home'.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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['Abd Al-Maajid]

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Physics would have been much easier if teh tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple. :giggling:

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I just love the last strip. It's so nerdy and funny. :giggling:

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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:giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling:

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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['Abd Al-Maajid]

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I could not resist... ;D;D;D;D

 

[marwen]

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Programmers' automated thinking :

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A Programmer’s wife sends him to the store telling him: “Honey, pick up two loaves of bread. And if they have fresh eggs, get a dozen.”
An hour later he returns home with 12 loaves of bread.

- " What's wrong honey ? they had fresh eggs !"

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A programmer sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and feels thirsty. Soon, he thinks of a solution. He will leave 2 glasses next to his bed. One full of water, in case he wakes up, and he is thirsty, and one empty glass, in case he wakes up, and he is not thirsty.

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[Woodrow]

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Programmers' automated thinking :

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A programmer sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and feels thirsty. Soon, he thinks of a solution. He will leave 2 glasses next to his bed. One full of water, in case he wakes up, and he is thirsty, and one empty glass, in case he wakes up, and he is not thirsty.

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I am thinking about his wife driving him crazy by when he is asleep, she adds a third glass that is half full.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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I am thinking about his wife driving him crazy by when he is asleep, she adds a third glass that is half full.

Program will end abruptly...just after intializing.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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Marwen, here's one for you.

 

[marwen]

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['Abd Al-Maajid]

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[marwen]

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Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this? He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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[Pure Purple]

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;D

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

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Another geeky joke, Marwen. Just for you!

Q: What did EXT4 say to NTFS?
A: Go fsck yourself!