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marwen said:
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in addition to that,

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abz2000 said:
i liked these two


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Love the IT Crowd. The writing is so sharp and on a par with that of Red Dwarf, another sitcom classic.

Anyhow, here's another funny scene from the IT Crowd.

 
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here's an interesting project - though my missus didn't think so as she was the first to test it.
 
^ LOL! that must be fun. It's been a loooong time since i worked on an electronic project. Will try it if i get some spare time.
 
comon guys post more stuff here something like a riddle to get my mind thinking! (enough with the silly pics :statisfie)
 
Reasons why I choose to be in IT industry:
I hate sleeping.
I have enjoyed my life in childhood.
I cant life without tension.
I wanted to have disturbed family life.
I believe in the saying, 'neki kar, gade me daal'.
I wanted to take revenge on myself.
I love dreaming and see client's dream come true.
I wanted social boycott.
I wanted to break-up with my friends.
I love to work on holidays.
I can't live without cellphone.
I love begging for payment.
;D;D;D;D;D
 
A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.


Tech: What's the problem?


User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.


Tech: You'll need a new power supply.


User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.


Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.


User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.


10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.


Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.


User: I knew it!


Tech: Just add the line LOAD <http://nosmoke.com/> NOSMOKE.COM at the
end of the CONFIG.SYS.


Letme know how it goes.


10 minutes later.


User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.


Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?


User: MS-DOS 6.22.


Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.


1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?


User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.


Tech: Then what did he say?


User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
 
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