The PerFect Husband

[youngsister]

HaHa This is jokes
The Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area,beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

 

[Al_Imaan]

lol

 

[Tilmeez]

**looking around for cell phone**
**Sigh of relax** as neither he was speaking on my cell phone nor my wife has any cell phone :satisfied:

 

[Samira_01]

lol

 

[ummAbdillah]

salaam
lol that was a realy funny story
lol they guy just kept saying yes sure
wa salaam

 

[*~Sofia~*]

LOL that was funny!!! the wife doesnt even no how her own husband shud sound over the fone hehe
thnx 4 sharing

 

[SATalha]

Man that is my worts nightmare! LOl very funny

 

[Khayal]

lol, nice!

thanx.

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[deen_2007]

lol.....aww...poor husband..he'll die when he finds out....

 

[Khadijah79]

LOL thats was good sister

 

[Malaikah]

;D

 

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:salamext:

OMG ROFL!!! :lol:

 

['Abd al-Baari]

lol, thats a great post
Jazakallah for sharing

 

[nadia85]

haha funny lol!!!!

 

[SirZubair]

At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.

 

[Helena]

At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.

erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding....... ...

nice post sis.....

 

[SirZubair]

erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding....... ...

nice post sis.....

Oh i knoe got sure I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her hew

 

[Helena]

Oh i knoe got sure I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her hew

:X +:X =:nervous: :blind: .......the secret is sealed with me......

 

[kitten]

perfect husband?



Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:thumbs_up

 

[kitten]

Re: perfect husband?

Funny, thanks for sharing...

Posted before, here

:raging:

i mean :-[


my bad