The tight thing we do!

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Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

something? thnks :D how bout....nothing? lol

What is a good Muslim?
What distinguishes a good Muslim from a bad one?
Is there a meter that can judge this?
Can you find an Iman-o-meter anywhere?
And how can you be a good Muslim if there is such a devise?

lol dats not even done
seems like u did back off :D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

No im not busy

only texting my dad and my brother every two seconds about graduation things! OMG my dad texts me to tell me to tell my brother something, and same wit my brother! WHY ME? LOL> i fink am there messenger? psh..lazy people...


-------------------------------waiting for text message reply so lemme do this quickly-----



when u pass by a dollar on the street
you quickly bend down to get it

when you pass by a watch in the street
you quickly bend down to get it

but when you pass by a prayer rug on the floor
you ignore it...

why?

or when a quran falls...

you take your time...

then forget...

why

The shai--- oop Gotta message, now i gota stop. lol
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

The Shai
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the Shaitans making u do it?

And u listen to him

Why? Don’t know truemuslim has to finish that :p

dat right? u gave me an idea lol
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

LOL

k am back...

i wish they took two hours for each text message! or even better i wish they both happen to drop there phones and break em!! :Evil:
so pissy-offy!!

k

neways

the shaitan makes u do it

coz shaitan makes u mad
coz shaitan is pissed
cos..

wait i have no idea what the topic was anymore...

hmm...


why is it only me nd u?

CMON JAZZAY!! WE NEED TO PARTAY!!

hehe see meh rhymes baby!
 
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she’s not online :D and I’m typing anoder one right now. :) were’s sis Najla93? She should try :thumbs_up
 
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Listen up here ima show u how it is
we gna talk lik---DANG!! Why i always think its stand up poetry when it isnt?!!?!?

ok ok ok ...

ummm..

You all playin...
games...
wit ma mind yo!

shaitan teaches you!
and u listen
you learn
or shoudl i say

lose..learning-ness.....what?! i meant lose knowledge.. hehe see like me,


learning-ness...pshhh...

yeh yeh ima leave

just to keep da forum from dyin of surprisness of how easily shaitan get meh


one more

shaitan gets yo
shaitan get mee
shaitan gets even barney
(it rhymed)

shaitan aint gotta mamaa
so u cant play yo mamaa wit him

coz he is a loser
wit no life


... no seriously he LITERALLY has no life :D

peace

and laugh AT meh all ya want :D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

You walkin inside the masjid and pass the Sadaqah box
U’r bout to ignore it wen u see a...a...

A

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B
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U look around and see that ders no one der


U can just take it and no one will know

Right?


NOT!


Come on! How can u forget?!


A
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A
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I
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W
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C
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Well Thank God!
You have a brain and u decide not to take it

B
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But what?

S
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S

C
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!
He whispers

Hey u aren’t doing anything wrong!
Some jerk just dropped it
He’s probably rich he’s not even gona worry bout it
Just Take It Man!

But u don’t

W
H
Y
?

Cuz u remember da punishment of a thief
U want your hands cut off?
And something even worse in the Day Of Judgement?

No

So u Pick the bill up but u don’t place it in your pocket

NO

U put it in the Sadaqah box

:D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^ beautiful!!!!!! MASHALLAH!!

shuda made more suspense tho like mine.

just jokin
 
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wow! thats really good sisters:)

Oke its my turn!
Oeps the pressure is building up, i might burn!
Is it still my turn?....

Oh i just been told it is! Oh let me pray to my lord!
That i should always maintain this cord! Sort!
Let me do a nasheed...
I just done a good deed!
Need, chicken meat!
Nope.... dnt b silly i dnt live on the street!!

Loool see.... that made ya shut up!! I know u r amazed at my raw talent loool :)

:sl:
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

raOnar said:
wow! thats really good sisters:)

Oke its my turn!
Oeps the pressure is building up, i might burn!
Is it still my turn?....

Oh i just been told it is! Oh let me pray to my lord!
That i should always maintain this cord! Sort!
Let me do a nasheed...
I just done a good deed!
Need, chicken meat!
Nope.... dnt b silly i dnt live on the street!!

Loool see.... that made ya shut up!! I know u r amazed at my raw talent loool :)

:sl:
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Ahahahaa LOOOOOOOL!!!!:laugh: Too funny!!

--oh my god, i think i just broke the stitches in my mouth from laughin to hard!!! no seriously :cry:owwww

but looooooooooooooooooooooollll!

yeh raw talent

pshh...

just jokin! u do have talent its just///not raw...more like...BURNED! HAHAHAAAA joking again
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^loool :D
I shoulda added color like da one I did on word :p but am too lazy pshh
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

wow! thats really good sisters

Oke its my turn!
Oeps the pressure is building up, i might burn!
Is it still my turn?....

Oh i just been told it is! Oh let me pray to my lord!
That i should always maintain this cord! Sort!
Let me do a nasheed...
I just done a good deed!
Need, chicken meat!
Nope.... dnt b silly i dnt live on the street!!

Loool see.... that made ya shut up!! I know u r amazed at my raw talent looo
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lol ;D more inshallah :thumbs_up
get serious next time :p
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^ lol i think he was serious



just kiddin (I HOPE)


my mouth is bleeding big time now! Thank u very much for beein too funny. lol no seriously...
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

OKE Lets try

im Seekin And Seekin ANd Seekin '
And Readin And Readin And Readin
And Helpin And Helpin And Helpin
And Waitin And Waitin And Waitin
and prayin and prayin and prayin
And repentin and repentin and repentin
And Cryin ANd CRyin And Cryin
And Then Your Thinkin And Thinkin
and then There is something Strange happenin
Suddenly your mind Is Spinnin
Because shaitan is Winnin
He lets you watchin And Stayin
all night long and sleepin
and let you fallin and yawnin
While Adhan is Callin
While mumins Are Prayin
You are Sleepin
and not wakin
Suddenly you hear something ringin
Someone Unknown is callin
And Sayin
You Dont know This is your last day on this Dunya SO WAKE UP And MAKE iT
Like Its YOur Last SALAT
SO I Wake Up and prayin And Prayin And Prayin
ANd Repentin ANd Repentin And Repentin
And Cryin And Cryin And Cryin
And THEn My Heart Is Stoppin
Am I Dyin, I am tremblin , and Fearin and shakin
But Then I see a Light SHinin
Angels Talkin And SMilin And Greetin
And bringin you to a Place Which Is Burnin
They Say thiS Could have be your Placin
But you deserve To be HappY And Playin
So they take you to Your everlastin Sweet
Home Called... PARADISE wich is DElicious smellin
and your almost there , almost, almost there
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
your Alarm????
You wake UP And the sun is burnin In your Eyes
ooooH Nooo I missed my Fajr Salah And burst in to Tears
Because I was SOOO close To........ Paradise

Like I Said Shaitan Is Tryin But YOu have to be WIllin To Winnin


Oke WHat WAS THAT All Kinds of text were comin in my mind This was my first time I Wote Like ThiS LOL
And I just writin and Thinkin and Writin ( am i still ryhmin I have to go Sleepin )
Stop IT!!!

Oke Im Finished
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^ LOOL! Mashallah tho that was good! words...were um..well...i thought u were doing some kind of optical illusion at first but then, mashallah!

What time is it in Holland :Evil: ? (yeh i guess that smiley HAS to come wit the word)

Lol after writing all that, you still rhymin! Hahaha looll

btw this doesnt have to rhyme...its more of..of..stand up lectures than stand up poetry. lol. :D

bless u
 
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Its 1.25 in the night
And I know But I had Suddenly had A feelin To Rymin and stoppin With Laptoppin and sleeping And closin and AAAAAAAH

Oke Am I OUT
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

Güven said:
Its 1.25 in the night
And I know But I had Suddenly had A feelin To Rymin and stoppin With Laptoppin and sleeping And closin and AAAAAAAH

Oke Am I OUT
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go to sleep, its not friday nite, YET

laptoppin LOOOL!--ow ow another stitch open! :enough!:owwww!!

stop bein funny peopl!! :raging: :laugh: :-[ :D
 

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