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Assalamu alaikum,

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent the Merciful

YOU ARE REQUESTED TO ACT UPON THE CONTENTS OF THIS LETTER

TICKET: One-way (return ticket not available)

COST: absolutely free

RESERVATION: confirmed

ELIGIBILITY: Tickets will be issued to the following:
Name: Child of Adam
Identification: piece of clay
Address: Surface of the Earth

DETAILS OF JOURNEY:
Departure Point: Anywhere on Earth
Destination: Second World
Hotel to be temporarily accommodated: two meters space
Duration: few seconds or few minutes
Time of Departure: Time of Death

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:

All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are nonnegotiable and nontransferable. Therefore, everyone must be ready and keep an eye to the pilot of the plane - IZRAIL Alaihis Salam, THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

For more information, read instructions to be found in the Holy Quran and the Sunnah. You can also consult the learned Ulema (Muslim scholars). IT IS IMPORTANT this is done as soon as possible. You are reminded no oxygen mask will be given as it is not required, in fact your respiratory system will be closed down before the journey begins.

LUGGAGE:
Even though each plane carries only one passenger, restrictions are imposed on the luggage that can be taken with you. You are allowed to carry 5 meters of white clothes and small amount of cotton. The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct, time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil, Ilm (knowledge) obtained and used properly, children raised and educated to be good Muslims. Apart from these and luggage of these types, other luggage will be at your own risk.

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport or other travel documents, just get ready. To get ready attendance of the 5 daily prayers in the Masjid or with Jamma'at is highly recommended. Study the Quran and Sunnah and put them into practice. This ticket may be called in at any time so prepare now!
 
The Great Journey

The Great Journey
:)

TICKET: One-way (return ticket not available)

COST: absolutely free



RESERVATION: confirmed

Tickets will be issued to the following:

ELIGIBILITY:

Name: Child of Adam :brother: :sister:
Identification: Piece of clay
Address: Surface of the Earth

DETAILS OF THE JOURNEY:

Place: Anywhere on Earth

Destination: Second World (second life)

Hotel to be temporarily accommodated: two meters of space

Duration: few seconds or few minutes

Time of Departure: Time of Death

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:

All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are non-negotiable and non-transferable. Therefore everyone must be ready and keep an eye to the pilot of the plane HADRAT IZRAEL- THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

For more information, read instructions to be found in the Holy Quran and the Sunnah. You can also consult the learned Ulema (scholars of Islam). IT IS IMPORTANT this is done as soon as possible. You are reminded no oxygen mask will be given as it is not required, in fact your respiratory system will be closed down before the journey begins.


LUGGAGE:

Even though each plane carries only one passenger, restrictions are imposed on the luggage that can be taken with you. You are allowed to carry 5 meters of white clothes and small amount of cotton. The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct, time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil, Ilm (religious education) obtained and used property, children raised and educated to be good Muslims. Apart from these and luggage of these types, other and EXTRA luggage will be at YOUR own risk.

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport or other travel documents, just get ready. To get ready attendance of the 5 daily prayers in the Masjid or with Jamma’at is highly recommended. Study the Quran and Sunnah and put them into practice. This ticket may be called in ANY TIME SO PREPARE NOW!
 
Re: The Great Journey

Hey arent Jinn also going to heaven ? The Muslim ones?

Cant remember, so if anyone knows please remind me
 
Re: The Great Journey

reminds me of that song "One way ticket to the moon" by Boney M

We should write our nasheed based on it....

One way ticket
One way ticket

One way ticket
One way ticket

One way ticket
One way ticket to Jannahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chu chu train
going down the track

Gona go on
and never comin back

Chu chuuuuuu
Got a One way ticket to Jannahhhhhhhhhhh
 
Re: The Great Journey

salaamz
^^ lol! ;) hehehe
yeh actually dats pretty good bro :)
take care
w/salaamz
 
Re: The Great Journey

lool

im tempted to make the flash version of it like the "eid carol"

i might :p
 
Re: The Great Journey

:sl:
I was just about to write an article on this! ; One way ticket to Jannah..:)
wassalam
 
*one way ticket*

This life is fleeting. Death is coming. Let us get ready.

The Grave!

WHAT DID YOU PREPARE??



~ Ticket type: One -way ~

Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger details

Name: one of the 'children of Adam'

Origins: from clay

Address: Planet earth



conditions of travel:

Departure: from life on earth

Destination: eternal life

Stop-over: hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one

person)

Duration of flight: from couple of seconds to several

millions of years

Departure time: Time of death (exact time is unknown,

but it can happen earlier than expected)

Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in


the timetable)



information about interrogation:

on the arrival to the hotel (grave), incorruptible

auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will

immediately start questioning. Three questions will be

asked:

1)Who is your God?

2)Who is your prophet?

3)What is your religion?

Questions will follow about your life on earth. For

more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura "Ibrahim"

of the Holy Quran.



Luggage:

Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one

passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on

the amount of baggage that you can take with you:

1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth

2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly

forbidden.

3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds,

modest behavior and of well spent time on calling

people to Islam.



Important instructions:

All the passengers should remember that tickets are

not exchangeable or refundable

This journey is compulsory for representatives of all

races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.

Delays are not stipulated.

Captain: Angel of Death will not

compromise on changing the date and time of departure.



For more information:

Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy

Quran and Sunnah. You could also consult alims(scholars). Please

do it as soon as possible. During your journey you

will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your

breathing system will be terminated just before the

departure time.

Additional instructions:

You don't need to take care of your boarding pass,

passport and other travel documents. To prepare for

the flight, pray 5 times a day, read the Holy Quran and follow the sunna to

the best of your ability, and be ready for your flight, as you may have to

depart any minute (even now)

Final warning:

Final destination depend on you! Please do not waste

your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way

ticket :Either to Hell or to Paradise


WHAT DID YOU PREPARE??
 
Re: *one way ticket*

:sl:

different approach, but good nonetheless. Excellent post Lovely Lady.

:w:
 
free flights

Usra Travel News

Ticket: Free
Seat: Confirmed
ELIGIBILITY & CONDITIONS
Name: Abdullah son of Adam
Status: Human being
Nationality: Muslim
Identity: Clay
Address: Planet Earth
DETAILS OF JOURNEY
Departure: Cradle to Grave
Destination: Life after Death
Duration of Journey: A few moments of flight 2 metres underground
Time of Departure: Any appointed moment
Reservation: Confirmed
ESSENTIAL REQUIREMENTS
All passengers are requested to remember all those who have already undergone this journey.
Therefore they are requested to keep an eye out for the pilot, i.e. the angel of death. For further
information please refer to the Qur'an and Sunnah. In case you have any more queries please
contact your local Imam.
ALLOWABLE LUGGAGE
Every passenger will be allowed to take with him/her five metres of white cloth. The only extra
weight will be accepted by the scale will be in the form of good deeds, charity invested, noble or
pious descendents and knowledge which will be of benefit to others. You will be held responsible
for any other kind of excess baggage.
All passengers are reminded to get ready for the journey please consult the Qur'an and Sunnah
immediately. Establishing five daily prayers and visiting the mosque is advisable. For your conven-
ience we again inform you that you seat is reserved and definitely confirmed, thus it needs no
further reconfirmation....
 
Re: free flights

Sometimes back I posted the one below.

One day we are all going to depart on a journey
The trip will be free of charge
Your savings are of no use
Don’t worry about your seat reservation; it’s already confirmed
The flights are always on time
Luggage will be unlimited, not 25 Kg.
Your good deeds no matter how heavy; they are all complementary excess baggage
Islam will be your passport
Kalima will be your visa
Kabr will be the transit lounge
The rest I leave it for your imagination
 

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