Ultimate Journey

Umm Yoosuf · Apr 18, 2007

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enaya · May 3, 2007

Free Ticktes!!!! Omg!

A FREE FLIGHT TO A PLACE OF YOUR CHOICE

YOU ARE REQUESTED TO VERIFY THE FOLLOWIN INFORMATION BELOW FOR A SUCCESSFULL JOURNEY

"THE ULTIMATE JOURNEY"

Ticket: FREE!!!

Seat: GARUNTEED!!!

QUALIFICATIONS AND CONDITIONS

Name: SON OF ADAM (peace be upon him)

Identity: HUMAN BEING

Nationality: MUSLIM

Recognisable Features: CLAY

Your Address: SURFACE OF EARTH

DETAILS OF JOURNEY

DEPARTURE: from this world

Destination: THE HEREAFTER

Date of Departue: TIME OF DEATH

Reservation: CONFIRMED! (haha, we're going weither u like it or not mate lol)

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS!!!

ALL PASSENGERS ARE REQUESTED TO KEEP IN MIND THOSE WHO HAVE DEPARTED TO THE HEREAFTER, AND THEREFORE KEEP AN EYE ON THE PILOT OF THE PLANE..ANGEL OF DEATH.

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLZ GO TO THE QURAN AND AHADEETH.( SPEACHES AND ACTIONS OF THE PROPHET) FOR QUIRIES, CONSULT LEARNED SCHOLARS OF ISLAM.

HOW MUCH LUGGAGE YOU CAN CARRY

EVERY PASSENGER CAN CARRY 5 METERS OF WHITE CLOTH AND SMALL AMOUNTS OF COTTEN. AND DONT FORGET YOUR GOOD DEEDS, PERMANENT GOOD ACTIONS, OBIDEINT CHILDREN AND ILM ( KNOWLEDGE)

REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR PASSPORT. (5 DAILY PRAYERS IN MASJID)

- Qatada - · May 3, 2007

Re: Free Ticktes!!!! Omg!

:salamext:

that was really kool masha Allaah.. just change the part where it says Qur'an is the speech of Allaah's Messenger, because it's the words of Allaah Almighty.

But seriosly, that makes you think. Subhan Allaah.

AHMED_GUREY · May 3, 2007