Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

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sister herb said:
Still alive. Returning to the IB. I got few refugees with me. Be sure that the shelters, cookies and milk are ready. I need them too. :exhausted
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All taken care of for refugees. As for troopers (ie. you) due to budgetary constraints - you will have Water soup (with old veggies) and stale bread.

Well done Trooper.

By the way, as part of our appreciation for your sacrifice - we have upgraded your bed in the barracks. You know have a full blanket instead of the standard half blanket issue.
 
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No news yet. Waiting for updates from brother Sajid.

sister herb said:
Still alive. Returning to the IB. I got few refugees with me. Be sure that the shelters, cookies and milk are ready. I need them too. :exhausted
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:ma:! In appreciation of your excellent work, we announce [MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION] to be the new Captain, and [MENTION=39887]Supernova[/MENTION] is dismissed for giving out the wrong map. He can join as a trooper if interested.

Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
 
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AabiruSabeel said:
No news yet. Waiting for updates from brother Sajid.



:ma:! In appreciation of your excellent work, we announce @sister herb to be the new Captain, and @Supernova is dismissed for giving out the wrong map. He can join as a trooper if interested.

Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
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After all my years of service - this is what it comes down to !

BIG DEAL i mistakenly sent her to a Island in Polynesia with a Tribe of Cannibals

BIG DEAL I only equipped her with only a Anti-virus Stun gun (Made in China)

BIG DEAL I suited her up with warm thermal clothing on an Island that was 49 deg Celsius

BIG DEAL I only gave her a rowing boat for transport

BIG DEAL the recovery tracking device malfunctioned in 1 hour since commencement of Mission

BIG DEAL Her extraction transport Heli never pitch up

I DEMAND A TRIBUNAL HEARING
 
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Supernova said:
I DEMAND A TRIBUNAL HEARING
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You'd have to tag [MENTION=357]Muhammad[/MENTION] or [MENTION=13026]'Abd-al Latif[/MENTION] for that.
 
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Supernova said:
BIG DEAL I suited her up with warm thermal clothing on an Island that was 49 deg Celsius

I DEMAND A TRIBUNAL HEARING
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That´s very fair demand.

Commander-in-chief just sended information that your tribunal hearing will be held in the IB special branch in the Iceland. Your rucksack is already packed - with the suitable clothes like the sunhat, shorts and t-shirts. Have a comfortable journey.
 
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sister herb said:
That´s very fair demand.

Commander-in-chief just sended information that your tribunal hearing will be held in the IB special branch in the Iceland. Your rucksack is already packed - with the suitable clothes like the sunhat, shorts and t-shirts. Have a comfortable journey.
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Its ok Captain and congratulations on your newly appointed post.

I have resumed my new duty as Trooper.

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I am ready to take orders for the Mission. Captain [MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]
And Major
[MENTION=5674]AabiruSabeel[/MENTION]
 
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Ok, I as the new Captain give you a task to recruit cleaning troops from the Ummah refugees to make sure that route between the IB to the Ummah and back is a virusfree zone. Brooms and buckets are avalaible.

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AabiruSabeel said:
Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
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Hey, wait... I was always the proverbial Coffee Meister, and inherited that title from uncle woodrow. And I aint budging.

Anyone heard from the grandmaster woodrow? I sure do miss him.

grandad, your turn!!!

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Grandad said:
Now that's a plan! Cheers :p
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Got it :)

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Grandad said:
Two, please. I'm on a diet. :p
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Never thought I'd say this, but so am I :D i miss that six pack (on my stomach, not the alcoholic kind but the ripped muscular kind)
 
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Scimitar said:
Hey, wait... I was always the proverbial Coffee Meister, and inherited that title from uncle woodrow. And I aint budging.

Anyone heard from the grandmaster woodrow? I sure do miss him.

grandad, your turn!!!

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Got it :)

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Never thought I'd say this, but so am I :D i miss that six pack (on my stomach, not the alcoholic kind but the ripped muscular kind)
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Oh..I've still got mine..only buried under several inches of blubber.
 
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sister herb said:
He just told he wants to clean here. Being kind I of course offered to help him. ;D
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He is very good at cleaning/ dusting etc., --- His wife to be is a lucky girl ......:happy:
 
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[MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]

As you know I have been demoted

I am on my way to Planet Xenon. They might have a powerful Anti-Virus so that we can inoculate it into UF.

Its a dangerous mission - If I don't see you again Captain...It was a honour serving under you.
 
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Supernova said:
[MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]

As you know I have been demoted

I am on my way to Planet Xenon. They might have a powerful Anti-Virus so that we can inoculate it into UF.

Its a dangerous mission - If I don't see you again Captain...It was a honour serving under you.
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Now go .....
 
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You have 100% support from the base station "The Earth". A bag of special cookies is packed to your space ship. Are you ready to take off?

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The whole IB Forum stands behind of you. Have a safe journey. (If you´ll find a mailbox from the outer space, please send your news back to the Earth.)
 
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Nobody has said there is anything wrong with it. We are happy for you.
 
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sister herb said:
You have 100% support from the base station "The Earth". A bag of special cookies is packed to your space ship. Are you ready to take off?

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The whole IB Forum stands behind of you. Have a safe journey. (If you´ll find a mailbox from the outer space, please send your news back to the Earth.)
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Thank you Cap .....Err...I mean Captain

Inventory Check in Process

Spaceship - check

Lasers - check

Burgers - check

Space suit - check

Anti-Virus Capsule Version X.0 check

Walking to spaceship with a macho bounce - Videos going Viral all over the planet. People gasp with hands to mouth "HE is the one that is going to save UF"
Children waving flags. Prime minsters, Presidents and All MP's Salute me.

Reaches Spaceship door - turns and looks into camera ....confident wink and says ....
"Errrr Ooops ....forgot my Teddy bear "

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Noobzz said:
whats wrong with being good at cleaning ?
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Nothing wrong -- it's a good job and I am hopeful you will keep cleaning/dusting with determination and will not give wife to be any opportunity to complain.
:p
 
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Emergengy alert! The Captain has to save the whole mission and
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to find the missing teddy bear or else the whole planet (not only the UF) is in the serious risk. Can she do it in time or does she fail?
 
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