Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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You know difference between English mother, Devnagri mother, Urdu mother and the divergent Hyderabadi Ammi...;D
English Mother : Good night, dear.
Devnagri mother : Shub raatri,beta.
Urdu mother : Shabba khair

Hyderabadi mother : SOJA RE MURDE, ANGAAR LAGA WOH PHONE KU...;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D
 
Lol...une naamich nai likha...manager kisku increment dinga ab...;D;D;D;D
Respected Sir bolke shawl me joota lapat ke maarra...
 
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hahah its really vry funny.....Sheikh ko hindi nahin aati kate.....So usko samne baithkar samjhana padta ye.. :p hahahah ;D;D;D:p:p:p:p:raging::statisfie
 
Mein maazrat chaahtee hoon agar yai lateefa pehlai bhee post kiyaa gayaa hai.

Aik laRkee kai waaldain kisee larkai kai waaldain sai milai rishtai kai baarai mein. Unhon nai laRkai kai waaldain sai kahaa, "Hamaari beTi kai pass MBBS hai. Woh doctor hai. Aap kaa beTaa kahaan tak paRhaa huwa hai?" Larkai kai waaldain nai jawaab diyaa, "MBBF tak". LaRkee kai waaldain nai kahaa, "MaashaAllah! Aur MBBF kiyaa hota hai?" LaRkai waalon nai jawaab diyaa, "Matric Baar Baar Fail."
 
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If you can not lough on your self, you do not have right to lough on other (JEW TV):p
 
Rashad said:
you know what I do when some Pakistani Uncle says a joke to me in Urdu... I either try to break the words in my mind and figure the joke out. If that doesn't work, I just give a confident laughter and then quietly walk away. :X
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SubhaanAllah! I use that technique with almost every awkward situation.
 
One Hyderabadi joke,
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehicle and starts giving him direction - "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hey, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hey, usme chuatha makaan hain right ko. Peele rang ki gate hai dekho".
 
abdulmajid said:
One Hyderabadi joke,
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehicle and starts giving him direction - "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hey, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hey, usme chuatha makaan hain right ko. Peele rang ki gate hai dekho".
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LOL

Hyderabad mein 'qadam' ku 'khadam' bolte. Bhotich badi ghalti kardiye na aap! ;D
 
Mian or Biva main larai ho gai.
Bivi nay apni maa ko phone kia or kaha, "Meri Un say larai ho gai hay main char din rehnay kay liay aap kay pass aarahi hon".

Maa nay kaha, " Ghalti us ki hay to saza bhi usi ko milny chahiay, Tum apnay ghar per hi ruko main khud 5 mah rehnay kay liay aajati hun."
 
Tilmeez said:
Mian or Biva main larai ho gai.
Bivi nay apni maa ko phone kia or kaha, "Meri Un say larai ho gai hay main char din rehnay kay liay aap kay pass aarahi hon".

Maa nay kaha, " Ghalti us ki hay to saza bhi usi ko milny chahiay, Tum apnay ghar per hi ruko main khud 5 mah rehnay kay liay aajati hun."
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lol.. good one...
 
Aap mere dil me aise aa gaye...
Aap mere dil me aise aa gaye...


zara ghaur karen,

Aap mere dil me aise aa gaye...
Jaise sandh makai ke khet me :giggling:

I laughed so hard when I first heard this...
 

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