Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Innocent Soul]

Please avoid using jokes like Joke No 1,

Yeah! I too didn't like the first joke but as the remaining were good I posted.

Anyway I edited my post you can also edit yours.

 

[ibrahim.M]

Re: Urdu Jokes

How abt u translate the joke into english or is too hard

please some body translate it !

 

[Innocent Soul]

Aaj fir Santa ne Kamaal Kar diya. BANK me jake So Gya (=|



Q? :s



Usne Board Par Padha. Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai

 

[rehan125]

bohat he funny hain keep it up
Urdupoint

 

[Insaanah]

A schoolgirl goes into a shop to buy a calculator:

Girl: Mujhe calculator chaahye.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Me theek hoon. Aap kese ho?

 

[azc]

Mayeke Gayi Hui bivi Ka shohar Ko Letterlz Instructions Dhyaan Se Padhein.Kaamwali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada rahamdil Mat Ban Jaana.Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala, Doodhwala, Laundrywaala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya...Almaari Mein Left Side Pe Aapke Underwar Aur Baniyan Rakhi Hai Aur Right Side Pe Pappu Ke, Last Time Saara Din Office Mein Upar -Neeche Kheench Rahe The...Chashma Sahi Jagah Pe Rakhna, Pichli Baar Jab Mein 5 Din Baad Aayi Thi Tab Fridge Mein Mila Tha...Apna Mobile Sambhaal Kar Rakhna, Pichli Baar Bathroom Mein Soap Case Mein Mila Tha. Mujhe Toh Ye Samajh Nahin Aaya Ki Bathroom Mein Mobile Ka Kya Kaam Hota Hai.Aur Haan, Yaaron-Doston Ko Jyada Jama Mat Karna. Yaad Hai Pichli Baar Sofe Ke Cover Se Kitne Saare Mungfali Aur Santre Ki Chilke Mile The Aur Bed Ke Neeche Beedi-Cigarettes Ke Tukde.Aur Most Important Baat: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Zaroorat Nahin Hai, Mein Kabhi Bhi Vaapas Aa Sakti Hun.

 

[hibatahir]

Uncle :- Kya Karte Ho Beta?
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Me :- Tourist Hun.
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Uncle : Wow! Historical Places Visit Karte Ho ?
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Me : Nahi Uncle… Facebook Pe Girls Ki Profile Visit Karta Hun…

 

[hibatahir]

Pyar Ka Raz


Reporter: 80 ki age me bhi wife ko darling kehte ho.
Iss pyaar ka raaz?
Old man : 20 saal pehle naam bhul gaya.
Puchhne ki himmat nahi hai.

 

[hibatahir]

[h=1]Aunty: Beta kaha rehte ho aaj kal?
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Me: Tension me[/h]

 

[Hamza :)]

aunty: Beta kaha rehte ho aaj kal?
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Me: Tension me

rofl! ;D

 

[hibatahir]

Mere facebook ke home me ek
Banda itne sad posting kerta hai
k ab tu me bhi uss ki girlfriend
Ko miss kerne lagi hon

 

[hibatahir]

Kuch larkiyan itne khoobsurat hote hain


Ke unpe line marne se pehle khud per hi


Tarass a jata hai kahan main Nokia 1100


Aur kaha woh Iphone 6+

 

[hibatahir]

Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??


Student: your voice is so sweet mam thats why


i am getting sleep


Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping


Student: They arent listening to you mam.

 

[hibatahir]

What is the true meaning of Study??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study.

 

[hibatahir]

Lrrki: meri ammi ko tum bht psnd aye ho.

Patahn shrma kr: Kuchh bhi ho, Shadi hum tumse hi kry ga,

khala ko bolo k humen bhool jaye.

 

[piXie]

Dentist conducting a survey - "How long do you use your toothbrush?"

Chinese : "6 months."

American: "3 months"

Pakistani: "There is no fixed time limit doctor. Maybe years.... Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning ornaments and cleaning machine parts of our vehicles. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush we use it for running the 'Nala' in pyjamas and shalwars"

 

[azc]

Khubsurat thread he...!

 

[فصيح الياسين]

Ajeeb hai

 

[william30]

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