Water & Microwave

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Having gone through a long line of grand kids I feel qualified to list things that should never be microwaved

Whole unshelled eggs
Light bulbs
unopened cans of beans
tubes of toothpaste
liquid filled thermometers
Grandpa's watch
Popcorn in a bowl of cooking oil, because there was no micro-wave popcorn

I am thinking of adding ice cream to the list.
 
Woodrow said:
Having gone through a long line of grand kids I feel qualified to list things that should never be microwaved

Whole unshelled eggs
Light bulbs
unopened cans of beans
tubes of toothpaste
liquid filled thermometers
Grandpa's watch
Popcorn in a bowl of cooking oil, because there was no micro-wave popcorn

I am thinking of adding ice cream to the list.
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:ermm: I never tried any of the ones you mentioned affirmatively.

Though, my friend once put his silver sippy cup thingy in the microwave. I was younger and more evil back then... So I opened my mouth about to say he shouldn't do that, but I shut it right back and told him we should go outside and play. He asked me, noticing my hesitation, if he should pour it in a styrofoam cup first, and I said no it's fine, let's go. But by that time, the burning smell came about and he took it out of the microwave successfully. ;D
 
Life_Is_Short said:
I like the taste not because i can't afford biscuits.

If i can afford eggs, milk, tea bags etc then surely i can afford biscuits.
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Maybe you got the eggs, milk and tea bags but had no money left over for biscuits so you improvised.


thats what i thought
 
Abdullahii said:
Maybe you got the eggs, milk and tea bags but had no money left over for biscuits so you improvised.


thats what i thought
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lol, you're such a joker. ;D

But really... Eggs in tea? I mean, even I wouldn't do that. And that's sayign something.

Anyone ever try ketchup with rice? I used to. It's not bad.

I like yogurt with anything. With naan, pita bread, rice...
 
Rashad said:
lol, you're such a joker. ;D

But really... Eggs in tea? I mean, even I wouldn't do that. And that's sayign something.

Anyone ever try ketchup with rice? I used to. It's not bad.

I like yogurt with anything. With naan, pita bread, rice...
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^haha....cheesy beans and chapati with a glass of milk....

mixture of cornflakes and weetabix....

chicken rice with banana and dates

A new one i will add to my list is egg dipped in tea for my omelet chai party inshallah
 
Abdullahii said:
^haha....cheesy beans and chapati with a glass of milk....

mixture of cornflakes and weetabix....

chicken rice with banana and dates

A new one i will add to my list is egg dipped in tea for my omelet chai party inshallah
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You have tea parties? :X

I mean, I used to have tea parties too, but that was long, long ago... With my 43 teddy bears. Actually, I was talking to someone just the other day, and I remembered Winkie, my brown teddy bear. He would have been 8 years old last November, but now I can't find him.
 
Rashad said:
You have tea parties? :X

I mean, I used to have tea parties too, but that was long, long ago... With my 43 teddy bears. Actually, I was talking to someone just the other day, and I remembered Winkie, my brown teddy bear. He would have been 8 years old last November, but now I can't find him.
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Oh winkie our afro american teddy bear is in prison for armed robbery he got two years until parole but the brother gettin out soon ya know! :hmm:
 
Abdullahii said:
Oh winkie our afro american teddy bear is in prison for armed robbery he got two years until parole but the brother gettin out soon ya know! :hmm:
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But he was so good when he was with me... He's only 9 inches tall. He couldn't have stolen anything worthy of such a big punishment. He was only 7 or 8 years old. :cry:
 
Rashad said:
Anyone ever try ketchup with rice? I used to. It's not bad.
I like yogurt with anything. With naan, pita bread, rice...
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These are pretty normal...at least according to me :X
I use lemons, ketchup and yogurt with everything :hmm:
 
Rashad said:
But he was so good when he was with me... He's only 9 inches tall. He couldn't have stolen anything worthy of such a big punishment. He was only 7 or 8 years old. :cry:
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But you are forgetting Teddy Bears do not age at the same rate as humans. One human year=8 Teddy Bear years. Winkie was not an innocent kid, he is a 56-64 year old mobster.And the little twirp that you thought was so cute, do you realize he is the one who stole and pawned all of the missing toys you thought you lost when you were a kid.

I bet you thought that was a squeaker in his tale, that was a concealed WMD he used to intimidate people. If you dont believe Winkie had WMDs ask George Bush he will verify Winkie had hidden WMDs.
 
I was just thinking... Water and cereal isn't as bad as you may think.


It's better than juice that comes out of a cow's wee wee, anyway.
 
How can someone NOT love milk?

you must be crazy not to love milk....oh wait you ARE crazy :hmm:
 
Güven said:
How can someone NOT love milk?

you must be crazy not to love milk....oh wait you ARE crazy :hmm:
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It would explain why I'm not really growing taller.

But milk... I mean... I used to like it. But I just can't get myself to drink it anymore. Just the smell sort of makes me ill.... I do like ice cream, pudding, milkshakes, and stuff. :X
 
Rashad said:
It would explain why I'm not really growing taller.

But milk... I mean... I used to like it. But I just can't get myself to drink it anymore. Just the smell sort of makes me ill.... I do like ice cream, pudding, milkshakes, and stuff. :X
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oh thats becuz you live in america. Here in the netherlands , the milk tastes delicious. its High quality stuff ...mmm

You know what, im gonna get a nice glass of cold milk right now and you can go eat your watery cereals and your microwaved ice creams.
 

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