What do you look for in a woman or man?

I think its enjoyable in all languages. It goes black, then blue, then purple... then blue, then purple, then blue... and just when you think its over... bang... it hits you with the red (that was my favourite part... I really was not expecting it).

loool

Well sorry can't translate... Someone else can do it if they want to.
 
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^Sis i didn't understand most of that, so here's my translation and its not good either but whatever its no big deal.


من يعتقد ان الزوجة النكدية ليس لها فوائد فهو مخطئ

فللزوجة النكدية فوائد كثيرة ومن أهمها:


who ever thinks that the 'moaning wife' [I'll call her the moaning wife or the angry wife because I don't know exactly the translation of the word nakeeda] has no Benefits is wrong. The 'moaning wife' has alot of benefits and from the important ones are:

تجعل لسان الزوج رطب بذكر الله

طول اليوم قاعد يدعي حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل

She make her husbands tongue soft with the remembrance of Allah.. All day long he's praying 'Hasbi allah wa namal wakeel'[Allah is sufficient for us and most excellent is the Protector.]

تساعد الزوج على غض البصر لأنه سوف يكره صنف الحريم

She helps the husband to lower his gaze because he will remember the other half of women.

تساعد الزوج على صلة الرحم

لأنه على طول هربان عند أمه

She helps the husband maintianfamily ties because he's always running to his mum.
تساعد الزوج على أن يحافظ على وزنه ورشاقة جسمه

لأنه دائما ً نفسه مسدودة عن الأكل

she helps the husband to keep his weight and look fit. Because he's always blocked from eatting (Like he never wants to eat after arguing)

وأخيراً ،تجعل من زوجها رجلاً عظيماً

فبسبب قرفه وزهقه منها ، سوف يقضي وقتا ً أطول في العمل

مما يجعله إنسانا ً ناجحاً في عمله ويحقق المثل القائل:
"وراء كل رجل عظيم إمرأة"

And lastley she makes out of her husband a great man, because he is always fed up of her he will use most of his time in work and this will make him a successful man in his work and makes the saying that says 'behind every great man a women' come true.
 
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(plz dont read this but those who r free and just want to waste time, bcz i am free and i just want to waste my time..... hahahah)

well, 29-30 of this month is marriage date of my elder brother....after him its my number.....hahaha...actually my mam wants that i and my bro should have a combined marriage but i say no....i dont want it right now but lit later......
now obviously my mum has next mission to find some girl for me ............... its bcz my mum asked me several times to let her know my choice but i say i have no1 in my mind uptill now..... but now obviously i have to help mam in this mission bcz she trust me much and i sure once i take name of any girl, my family will be 100% agreed.
anyway i never post this on net or serach on internet bcz i want she may be not much aware/sticky to internet....actually i want to tell u my priorities for woman to be in my life....maybe its amazing for u but hopefully u enjoy....
1. i want she should be pakistani or pakistani origon.....its bcz i love pakistanizzz hahahahha...
2. she should in extrmes wrt to financial status.......either much stable than me or from low earning family...preferably low earning family.......
3.must have conservative/v.religious and strong family background.......
4. educational status....either v.up or below average...hahhaha i mean either professional degree or matric fail...hahahaha preferably matric fail......
5. physical appearance: i think this is v.temporary thing so dont blv much in it however if cute......then will be better bcz atleast i am so cute hahahhahahahahahahaha, u know tigers are v.cute....but also dangerous....lol
6. haam about religion........obviosly muslima....but not sure whether more practicing or not however i think she muct have spirit and courage to do something in life......

anyway i am just wasting my time...but may be it will work...seriously i have to for marriage in next year insh.....but i know my match is not avalible on internet (matric fail lol), but if u know there is some1, i know GOD had written our meeting one day......lol
 
I haven't read the whole thread.... But i saw a post in the first few pages about 'a women who is always moaning' and this reminded me of an email i got.

Sorry not really related to the thread and its in arabic but found it funny =D

من يعتقد ان الزوجة النكدية ليس لها فوائد فهو مخطئ

فللزوجة النكدية فوائد كثيرة ومن أهمها:


تجعل لسان الزوج رطب بذكر الله

طول اليوم قاعد يدعي حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل


تساعد الزوج على غض البصر لأنه سوف يكره صنف الحريم


تساعد الزوج على صلة الرحم

لأنه على طول هربان عند أمه


تساعد الزوج على أن يحافظ على وزنه ورشاقة جسمه

لأنه دائما ً نفسه مسدودة عن الأكل


وأخيراً ،تجعل من زوجها رجلاً عظيماً

فبسبب قرفه وزهقه منها ، سوف يقضي وقتا ً أطول في العمل

مما يجعله إنسانا ً ناجحاً في عمله ويحقق المثل القائل:

"وراء كل رجل عظيم إمرأة"

Looool , Allahul Musta'aan!!

الله المستعان
نسال الله العفو و العافية


This was funny though.
 
Are you a muslim?
If so then:

There is a difference between a person who has homosexual thoughts and fights it and fights the shaytaan and remains steadfast fearing Allah and a person who freely says they are a lesbian promotes it, does not consider it a sin and says this regarding their evilness like:

I do know what Quran says about homosexuality acts. But it don't worry me, I don't believe that Allah would disapprove me cause of that.

no one was born to be gay, it is a natural instinct for a man to be attracted to a woman and vice versa. anything else is from the Shaytaan the accursed. If you had read the Quran ayahs of homosexuality you would see the severity of it, its abhorence and how it is not accepted AT ALL.


And (remember) Loot, when he said to his people: ‘Do you commit the worst sin such as none preceding you has committed in the Alameen (mankind and jinn?
7:80

and homosexuality will never be accepted islam, it is something that brought the severe punishment of Allah and Allahs curse is upon such people, and Muhammed :arabic5: strongly prayed against such people and cursed them.

May Allah protect us from this evilness
 
i dont really care about the ethnicity or race of the person

i want her to be kind, intelligent and fun

in the look departments i only want a partner who has a nice smile :P
 
My friend showed me this list, 7 types of woman you Do not marry. he said.



3. Al-Hannaanah: The women who yearns or craves for her former husband or children of the former husband.... S

I would always yearn for my child from my first marriage. Is a woman to give up her children if she is married a second time??!!
 
she must be religious

she must be kind and not feisty

she must look aesthetically simple and moderate...with a big smile!

she must make mean chapati's ......im just kidding that is not a requirement
 
she must be religious

she must be kind and not feisty

she must look aesthetically simple and moderate...with a big smile!

she must make mean chapati's ......im just kidding that is not a requirement

i dunno man bad cooking might be a deal breaker
 
i dunno man bad cooking might be a deal breaker

time to buy an apron and a rolling pin son!....if you can learn how to make chapati's wallahi you dont need anything else.....dry chapati and water will get you through worst case scenario

you can have chapati's with canned beans

chapati's with margarine and jam

chapati's with honey

chapati's with cous cous
 
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^ Yes you can, although i have never tried that :-\, but with water? :-O SubhaanAllaah still sounds awesome tho, worth a try, kool disshes you got theren
 
i couldnt bear the thought of not having chicken and potatoes with chapatis

when i went for umrah during ramadan they used to serve chapatis and yoghurt, man that was tasty alhumdulillah
 

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