Whatcha do wita lighter?

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no this isnt islamic
now
wut do brothers that DONT pray but are muslims.........:rollseyes
do witha a lighter...and they dont smoke?
like they come home smellin like beer and cigarettes.....(dont ask me how i kno wut beer smell like :phew) and then u find a lighter in dem room? and dey been hangen out wit black kids who have been cought by da stupid loooosery tryna find anythin police a lot of times for drinkin, smokin , sniffin, etc....soo...lets find somethin that brothers who dont smoke, yet dont pray, but are muslims (again :rollseyes) do with a lighter...see i kno u can use it for alot of things such as... burning the annoying string off ur shirt...or like my other brother used to do, throw it with the gas on, in the amazinly ghetto streets of detroit and it blow up so tiightly ...a mini explosion...everyone does it.. :D
ok well.....?

Wa3alaikum assalam
 
oh come on we talkin bout a person who DONT pray, dont care bout nothin but is a muslim...called.. um plzz cmon
and looool
jazakallah khair
 
juss like carrieing a pocket knife? yeh he do that too...thats how he make me do everthing :raging:
 
truemuslim said:
juss like carrieing a pocket knife? yeh he do that too...thats how he make me do everthing :raging:
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No, it's a very high-tech gadget used for top secret purposes as he is working for a spy team based in the Pacific Ocean.

By the way is this a real scenario, are you actually asking us or did you make it up?
 
Ali. said:
No, it's a very high-tech gadget used for top secret purposes as he is working for a spy team based in the Pacific Ocean.

By the way is this a real scenario, are you actually asking us or did you make it up?
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no thats my job. am kiddin
LOOOL NOooo this is a real scenorio loooool

plus i kno itsa lighter...i turned it on...and it got a picture ofa whiskey on it...ewwwww wata waste of money he cuda gotten a better lookin one than threw it in our street...to make it look ghetto. lol
now seriously
 
nah why wud dey tell me. im not der mom. im ther sis. lol. and its only one, so i say HE . and he not smokin i kno dat...........ok nvermind i dont. he prolly is. i donno. jus wat ELSE do u actually do with a lighter. cmon u guys were good on a make an excuse thread
 
Maybe he uses it for burning his cheques that he received from the police, Like I do, Just kiddin:D
 
lol mayb...no kiddin. he does stay past curfue alot..nd cops are lookin for anythin in this crappy city coz its crimeless here..:mmokay:.oh he comes home at like 1 ish 2 ish AM ...
 
ooo I know He went to his friends too eat some food but the oven needed a lighter to fire up and he just forgets it too leave the lighter there, Like me :D
 
Güven said:
ooo I know He went to his friends too eat some food but the oven needed a lighter to fire up and he just forgets it too leave the lighter there, Like me :D
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lol thats how ovens are in yemen, but we are in america, they aint like dat. lol
 
but how do you use the oven when you break that elektrick button?
Or do you guys have not a elektric button lool :D
 
Güven said:
but how do you use the oven when you break that elektrick button?
Or do you guys have not a elektric button lool :D
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Looool no no we dont hav no electric oven, we jus switch that thing and it turn on. lol. I kno exactly wot u talkin bout tho, it was like dat in yemen, and ididnt kno how to turn it on....my cousins were surprised.. :-[ lol they gave me matches.
 
it's so he can use it to read qur'an after lights out in jail in case he ever gets caught blowing something up or planning to blow something up or thinking about blowing something up, or looking like he's planning to blow something up.
it's always good to be prepared. :D
 
truemuslim said:
Looool no no we dont hav no electric oven, we jus switch that thing and it turn on. lol. I kno exactly wot u talkin bout tho, it was like dat in yemen, and ididnt kno how to turn it on....my cousins were surprised.. :-[ lol they gave me matches.
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^^Loooool I have to get to the USA fast and I just thinkin that holland was ''modern'':mmokay:
 
snakelegs said:
it's so he can use it to read qur'an after lights out in jail in case he ever gets caught blowing something up or planning to blow something up or thinking about blowing something up, or looking like he's planning to blow something up.
it's always good to be prepared. :D
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he isnt in jail.......yet... he dont read quran, ever. its my brother we talkin bout. :rollseyes y'know da one who keeps a tiiiiiight lookin pocket knife in his pocket to use it when i dont do wut he says...or wen i take too long...or wen he feel like it. :exhausted neway, im juss gna gess he smokin den. stupid ppl he hangin out wit... im not gna tell no one tho. he prolly drinks too...even tho he 18. coz he smells like it (i wouldnt kno how it smells:phew) at the HIGH SCHOOL he goes too ther is a pool place where they drink and smoke nd all....so im not surprised...yeh high schools here, the places u go to to kill ur life.

Güven said:
^^Loooool I have to get to the USA fast and I just thinkin that holland was ''modern'':mmokay:
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hehe lol holland modern? :rollseyes
am kiddin.
dont mater u.s.a sucks, barely nothin good here.....ok ok fine it just the americans that kill it. not all.. most...neway
 
And Canada is that a nice place too live???

(what am I doing, I am ruinin your thread, :D)
 

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