chacha_jalebi
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hey where is everyone getting all these cool poems from?
no of course he didn't write em..they're too good :XAsalamuAlaykum,
*ahem* you need a source anyways
urmm...bro did you write em?
You take me as your friend, and don’t give me a fight.
I’ll take you to hell to gain respite.
I doner lika doz who is precious wid deir poetry so fair well by posting
Dear believer, don’t let shatan put you to the test.
You can overcome dem, just do your best.
Stay in your bed, don’t make a fuss.
Your prayers can wait; give in to your nafs. (1)
What! Go to the mosque, the path you’ll pave?
Don’t bother, think of the gas you’ll save.
Why go the extra miles to be kind?
Don’t share that smile, they won’t mind!
Listen to your parents, why should you?
You’re big enough, don’t let them tell you what to do!
Don’t look at those orphans, what could they need?
You have your own problems, and family to feed.
Wear good Hijab? Oh me, Oh my, you’ll be targeted as a Muslim,
and put to shame in I.
Just wear no makeup, and dress simple and plain.
Go for Jihad? No not you.
It’s not your problem, what can you do?
Don’t worry about Jannah, your place is reserved.
Allah's promised you’ll get all you deserve.
Preach about Islam, and be very nice?
Listen to me, and take my advice!!!
Don’t fast during Ramadan, and you’ll feel dead.
Don’t go for Hajj, the heat you’ll dread.
Why give charity, or feed the poor?
Don’t do it I say, They’ll just ask for more.
Don’t visit the Muslims, they’ll bite your back.
Don’t stop your work for prayer, it’s money you lack.
No money back on the greenback has no slack.
Den dey makes you hoard your wealth.
Dey think while dey talk, and laugh to their self.
You take me as your friend, and don’t give me a fight.
I’ll take you to hell to gain respite.
On the judgement day we will meet.
Allah’s plan we can not defeat.
Shatan thinks and thinks of more to say.
Say A’ oothoo billahi, and make THEY run away.
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