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*These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school
district . Spellings have been left intact...... *



*1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today.
Please execute him. *

*2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. *

*3.. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30,
31, 32 and also 33. *

*4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. *

*5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip. *

*6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. *

*7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.. He was
hurt in the growing part. *

*8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
by very close veins. *

*9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. *

*10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. *

*11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre
dyrea direathe the ****s. *

*12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea,
and his boots leak. *

*13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. *

*14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. *

*15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
i don't know what size she wear. *

*16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We
thought it was sunday.*

*17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her
funeral. *

*18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the marines. *

*19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well. *

*20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps. *

*21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. *

*22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. *

*23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.. Her sister was also sick, fever
an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
going around, her father even got hot last night. *


*Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids. *
 
Ouch! :D
Those made me laugh, sister harb. I read some out to my family (well, at least the ones I thought were suitable)

No 16 must be my favourite!
 
*17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her
funeral. *
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lol as if she will attend after that week!!!

I suggest schools to add some more chairs for parents to attend classes with their kids!

JazakiAllah khair for sharing sis, I needed such laugh :)
 
I used to write my P.E notes myself :hiding:

I like this one:

*23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.. Her sister was also sick, fever
an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
going around, her father even got hot last night. *
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Sounds like my nan :X
 
BWAHAHAHAHA number 1 is hilarious.

*23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.. Her sister was also sick, fever
an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
going around, her father even got hot last night. *
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This one is very disturbing.



 

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