why do couples fight

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farhan said:
Wife: My husband is going on a cooking show to showcase our new recipe!

Wife's friend: That's great let's tune in.

*Turns on TV*

Husband: My family's recipe for super fantasticilicious lasagna has been handed down for generations:
1. Collect the freshest ingredients
2. Find a woman cook it
3. Eat

Then the fight started...
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Quite same like this one:

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^ Lol [MENTION=9623]sister herb[/MENTION]

Then this is what will happen when you cross the line.

Oh no...

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Ouch. Although this is extremely unjustified (the poor man was hungry) - I admit I do not like making rotis, they are labour-intensive and difficult and if I ever get married I want a roti-maker. One of those automatic ones :D
 
2 very important tips for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when wife is talking
2. Dont talk when wife is quiet.
 
A wife asked her husband: “how much do you love me?”

Husband replied: “I love you beyond what my words can describe and my love for you is limitless!”

Wife said: “if that is true why don’t you built me a Taj Mahal?”

Husband replied: “don’t worry darling, I have already bought the land, just waiting for you to die!”
 
Asalamualykum yes the above one is very sweet Alhamdulilah.

My younger sister and me have been reading most of the posts on this thread and today Alhamdulilah we went for a drive and she commented the fight starts with me & my other sister when she sister starts driving. :D

Me: Check your rear mirror

Sister who's driving: I did! Were you paying attention to where i looked?

Me: No, ;D but don't forget your observations before you move the vehicle.

I think all drivers are keen to share their tips. Alhamdulilah.

May Allah swt keep us safe Ameen.
 
Some people give their brains to their wives as mehr (Dowry). Because they will never use it again :D.
 
farhan said:
Some people give their brains to their wives as mehr (Dowry). Because they will never use it again :D.
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This one reminded me this advertisement:

Advertisement in The New York Post:

For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.

No longer needed. Got married last weekend.

Wife knows everything.
 
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The fight was prevented.. :D

Smile :)
An Imam announced that if a wife doesn't
wake her husband for Fajr, then the Masjid
administration will pay for his second
marriage.
The people in that neighborhood said that
Fajr prayer became more crowded than
Jumaah!!

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At late night wife's mobile beeps.

Her husband checks her mobile and gets angry.

He wakens his wife.

Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful?

Surprised wife checks her mobile.

Wife (double angrily): Heyyy ...
It is not beautiful. It is Battery full. :Emoji7:

Keep Smiling, It's Sunnah ;)
 
'So a husband is about to break his fast in Ramadan. His wife is in the kitchen preparing food and he sits on the prayer mat to make dua before iftar. His wife is listening to him.

The husband has a friend who needs a wife and he says "O Allah , get my friend married." His wife says "Be careful Zawj with your words , this is the time duas are answered."

The husband paused and then said "O Allah grant my friend a young beautiful pious wife." Upon hearing this the wife ran out of the kitchen and hit him in the back of the head with the rolling pin. The husband shouted "What's wrong with you I'm only making dua for my friend." His wife replied "I know what your up to!"

"What's wrong with making such a dua?!" the husband asked. She replied "Don't think I'm stupid! Do you think I haven't heard the Hadith which says when you make dua for your Muslim brother there's an angel behind your back that says "May Allah give you the same!"

:D
 

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