Why do we mess up exams?

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salamunalikum...got this thru email..kinda funny...i think?

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Why do we mess up exams? [/FONT]​


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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A year has 365 days for you to study. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]After taking away 52 Sundays, there are [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only 313 days left. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]There are 50 days in the summer that is [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]way too hot to work so there [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are only 263 days left. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]counts up to 122 days so now [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]we're left with 141 days. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]If we fooled around for only 1 hour a [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]day, 15 days are gone, so we [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are left with 126 days. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days are used in this way in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year, and we are left with 96 days [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]in our year. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 1 hour a day speaking to [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]friends and family, that takes [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]away 15 days more and we are left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]81 days. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif] Exams and tests take up at least 35 [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days in your year, hence you are [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only left with 46 days. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Taking off approximately 40 days of [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]holidays, you are only left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]6 days. [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days, you're left with 3 days in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year to study! [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Let's say you only go out for 2 days! [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]You are left with 1 day! [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]But that 1 day is your birthday... [/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]so... [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams. [/FONT]
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heeey...this joke is the explanation to all my problemo's hahaha....i think ill show this to my tutors when they question WHY i failed. lol
 
err...it IS only women who can multi-task...
when men try and do it...its called a disaster/crisis/call 999 LOL
 
lol Using your time effectively/economically....There's nothing wrong with men doing that :D

:w:
 
I liked it thanks for sharing... How about using the restroom for different reasons...that takes a lot of time.
 
LOL and there was me thinking my brain was letting be down :D


I wonder if I can use that reason for cooking and cleaning aswell??
 

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