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^o) ^ Those belong to the nerd jokes. Please to go the other thread of you think to continue.
 
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Ooh sister, i never knew you also spoke binary fleuntly.

Bro I don't!

I'm just good at google because I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of my partners mouth.

But...
maybe you should move this thread???
Especially if it's not fitting the intended subject.

Jazak'Allah Khayr
 
Ooh sister, i never knew you also spoke binary fleuntly.

Bro I don't!

I'm just good at google because I don't understand half the stuff that comes out of my partners mouth.

But...
maybe you should move this thread???
Especially if it's not fitting the intended subject.

Jazak'Allah Khayr
Yeah, i thought so that maybe people would not be happy with those post..
 
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And finally, smoking is made illegal as the government realises despite the vast power and profits of the tobacco industry, smoking really does kill.
 
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