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You can....you could!


You can painfully crack your back as suggested by rashad
and then wished you never had
or you can chill like Abdullahi and make fun of everybody just to get a cheap thrill
you can moan like guven about how life in your country is a drab whilst scoffing Turkish kebabs
why not be like Bedouin who wanted to physically fight a feminist and thought he was set to win
only to find out that she cheated and kicked him in the soft area to force him to walk with a limp
you could imitate a juvenile just like yanal and make a sisters username named 'abu qurah' and then get done and still be in denial
or you could just sit behind a computer screen giving innocent forum users virtual zaps similar to the persistent attacks from zak.
you could try crazy experiments involving various home appliances namely putting 50 eggs in the microwave like a mad-scientist
you could make a wish to possess a big portion of the worlds love and you can wish again for that day to be nearer
it probably wont happen so you're better of just calling yourself graceseeker
and Vales Lillyy she speaks like an old lady from old archive footage of history...you can be like her disgruntled and irritated as if your nose was uncontrollably itchy
you could say things she says like 'this is my opinion you gotta believe it okayy!! i will kill you if you dont!.....are you with me!'
so who else shall i poke fun at...useless users who need help because they like to dwell on the site for many hours with no sleep at night
ahh! you can be like aisha...likes bikes and enjoys long hikes with her nikes but can't admit shes a tomboy.... psych!
you dont want to be like runaway from Europe on a slippery slope cus she hopes to lose the 'newcomer' tag one day!
Be like Muslimah 4 life loves nature hates mice...
starts her sentences with ''so yeah'' and ends with yeah so!...did you know ? she just asked a question about the hoors she said it was her friend 'Muslimah' but its really her in disguise
you can be glo a 43 year old who wears grey cardigans and is ridiculously kind her forum posts meticulously planned and timed
shes too caring its too good to be true nowadays..if it was outside the internet and i met a person like that
i would look over my shoulders and watch my back.
 
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:-\ That was funny Akhee Abdullahi

Jazakallahu Khaayr for sharing, but i dont see me in there, or Aisha, or Scents of Jannah, or Uncle Woodrow, or sis Vales Lillyy,list goes on!! so where are they :-\ ???!?!?!?!

lol kidding :-\

Welll. . . . .

may be not:exhausted
 
мυѕℓιмαн 4 ℓιfє;1374035 said:
:-\ That was funny Akhee Abdullahi

Jazakallahu Khaayr for sharing, but i dont see me in there, or Aisha, or Scents of Jannah, or Uncle Woodrow, or sis Vales Lillyy,list goes on!! so where are they :-\ ???!?!?!?!

lol kidding :-\



Welll. . . . .

may be not:exhausted

i thought that it might not be good idea...because of what happened before...rashad,guven and the rest i've mentioned will be ok with what i've said
 
^Oh Okaay, im not sure about what happened before but Okay

I was kidding anyway :-\

but no worries Insha`Allaah!
 
LoL Bro that was funny :-\ altho i had to read it all over again to find which new lines you added , pretty geeky? YES i know! :-\
 
Shouldn't you be consistent with the 'you can'? Why does it change to 'you could' half way?
 
^Who said that? :-\ . . . . .

It wasnt about me :-\ if it was i probs wudnt have asked :-\ : D
 

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