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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down andwrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutne jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...

:)
 
:sl:
that put a big smile on my face :). Have some reps. doh, gotta spread some round.
 
Salaam,

Heard it before and boy was that dude BUSTED!!!!!
They're not muslims right??
 
TEH said:
Why is it inappropriate???

:)
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ok maybe that wasn't the right word...i was just suggesting the some might have thought it shocking or something. I personally thought it was funny :) ... no offense taken i hope :-[
 
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Hey of course not, I was just wondering why some people may have found that shocking...

:)
 
Lying is a big sin...

:)

Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...
 
TEH said:
Lying is a big sin...

:)

Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...
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whats shocking about it i think is when her mum said if ur roommate was not sleeping with u she would have found it but im not sure whats shocking about it

:w:
 
I mean for all we know, she could have been sleeping on the couch...

:)
 
this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction................................................................
 
sweet_sorrow said:
this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction................................................................
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:sl:

is it well thats good unless a mod comes and tells us to come back on topic
 

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