urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Aray Bhaio yeh to Kuch bhi nahi hay. Far7an Bhai ki Ijazat say aik do Waqiat araz hain:
Aik pathan say kisi nay pocha Khan Saab tum ko Sardi lagta hay to kia kartay ho?
Pathan: Hum heater kay pass bayth jata hay.
Aadmi: Agar phir bhi sardi kam na ho to kia kartay ho.
Pathan: Hum heater ko ON kar dayta hay :X
Aik or Khan saab ki suno:
Pathan nay Jaan per Khail kar Jalti hui building main say 6 logon ki jaan bachai.
Logon nay Khan Saab ko bohat maara.... pata hay kion?!?
Santa : are aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho?
banta : ye sher hi hai, saala pyar mohabbat ke chakkar me padkar kutte jaisa ho gaya hai.
Polio kay Qatray pilanay wali team nay pathan kay ghar ka darwaza khatkhatya.
Pathan bahir aya or team ko dekha or apni begum ko Awaaz dee, "Begum Bandook or Kartoos kahan hain?"
Polio team yeh sun kar bhag gai.
Pathan un kay pechay gia or un ko pakar kar kaha... Dartay kion ho yeh mery bachon kay naam hain :X
I would like some brothers to please pay attention to the lesson in following joke :X
1 Sahib dosray sahib say: Aap ka Kutta to bilkul Shair Dikhta hay, Kia khilatay hain aap is ko?
Dosra Admi: O bhai yeh Shair he hay, Sala Piyar Muhabat kay chakkar main per kar Kuttay jaisa ho gia hay.
1 Sahib dosray sahib say: Aap ka Kutta to bilkul Shair Dikhta hay, Kia khilatay hain aap is ko?
Dosra Admi: O bhai yeh Shair he hay, Sala Piyar Muhabat kay chakkar main per kar Kuttay jaisa ho gia hay.
I would like some brothers to please pay attention to the lesson in following joke
lesson for sisters: Be careful, saare sher baad mei kuttay ban jaatey hain
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I like those!
LOL Dont understand Urdu that well but this was pretty simple to decipher..for some unknown reason 
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