urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI
Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI
Santa raised his bat on 40 runs.
Dhoni :"Its not 50 or 100 yet"
Santa says "Tu chup kar barvhi fail.
Only A graduate can understand the importance of scoring 40"..
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. Isliye socha ki sab ko samajh mein nahi aega 
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