If you were President....

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Ok hypothetically speaking, some crappy region in some obscure part of the world has declared independence you become leader, what policies do you introduce, here are mine;

Stop all American/European companies from trading in my country.

Make Islam the state religon, but allow minorities to exist with their own traditions.

I'd make going to the gym compulsary for all males.

Vegeterianism would not be allowed.

Sufi's won't be allowed to dance cept in designated areas.

Education to university will be free for all.

Free health.

Millitary service/ national service compulsary for every body from the age of 10 onwards, of course children won't be taught how to fire guns, they'll do their service by helping in their community.

Workers control factories.

Active nuclear programme or buy nukes from Pakistan as a deterrent.

No recognition of Israel cept of Israeli Arabs.

No recognition of Muslim dictatorships, (Uzbekistan, Saudi, Egypt etc), though all of their citizens can visit.

Citizenship for every Muslim.

Official Language's would be English, Arabic, Farsi and Urdu.

People would not be persecuted for dissenting against the state.

No secret service/police.

All males and females would be married by 21.

Each family should have atleast one in law of a different race.

All families would have to aim for atleast 3 Children, more children the merrier.

The President (me) gets to pick any woman in the country to be his wife whenever he feels like it.

Racism would be punishable by death.

Tariq Ramadhan would be made the chief scholar and his interpretation of Shariah implemented.

Free vote of confidence in President every year.

I'll add more.......
 
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Assalamu alaikum

This thread cheered me up, gave me a good laugh alhamdulillah
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Can't wait!
 
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Wow... ;D

Just curious, but why Farsi? :sister:

I'm a female, so I can't be a leader anyway. :p
 
LOL... look at theese points ha:

Active nuclear programme or buy nukes from Pakistan as a deterrent.

The President (me) gets to pick any woman in the country to be his wife whenever he feels like it.

i dont know if u know that i know that ure not able to CHOOSE ANY wife u want... whenever u want... max 4wives... and...ehm... they must agree upon marriage!!
wa allahu alem
nice plan though
 
Aalimah - I wish i were President, it seems unlikely though :( , make dua though....

Farhan- Thanks bro, you can be one of ministers, i'm thinking of a millitary role for you.

MMC- Farsi because it is the main language in Central Asia and it has a historical significance in Islam; Tabari, Ghazali, Ar- Razi, Ulugh Begh were all Farsi speakers.

Vedad- I'll make them agree, who can resist being the Presidents wife.

Sumaiya- Thank you.

More Policies in my country;

National anthem will be the opening soundtrack of fight club.

Cigarette smoking will be banned, Qat will be allowed as will sheesha, hasheesh will be allowed for 'medical' reasons.

Heavy metal will be banned.

Gothic culture will be banned.

All children's cartoons will be in Manga.

50 percent of seats in parliament will be reserved for women.

There will be shura from parliament on all issue's.

The national sports will be Football and boxing.

I haven't decided whether to make hijabs compulsary, if i do i have to make beards compulsary, in any case i want to introduce a new form of hijab; not one's with ck written over them, nice ones with exotic colours and designs.

Everybody will be equal, the president will have to live in a millitary complex though, preferably with a swimming pool, race track, bowling alley, shooting range and fast food take away. Cos if he went to a normal one he may get assasinated.

The President has to take a insanity test every year, if he fails he has to stand down.

Mashallah i have such a great imagination, i want to live in my country now.

Ps; Friday and Saturday are national holiday's

The maximum a person has to work is 30 hours.

Call centre's are banned.

Data entering is illegal.

Micorosoft will be banned, Linux or Apple OS will be used everywhere.

White or Asian people will not be allowed to rap.
 
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Ahhh, now I remember, about the Farsi! :-[ :thumbs_up

Micorosoft will be banned, Linux or Apple OS will be used everywhere.

White or Asian people will not be allowed to rap.
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Way cool. :coolsis:
 
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"White or Asian people will not be allowed to rap"

I love that rule! ;D


And have country music banned for good.


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so what status will us LI members have in your new country dear Genius?
 
oh i forgot to add i'd build a massive army of muslims and kill the oppressers of the muslims and set up a big sharia state, i'd invade you lot with your none sharia states, allowing music and what not....

inshaallah
 
Hmm....I know female cant be president...But who cares, If I waz elected to be president....I would not allow racism, Evrybody would follow the Quraan &Sunnah...It wont be this thing where boyz think gurlz cant do the stuff they do, All the carz I like would not be expenisive, Islam would be the #1 Religion, there wont be no poor or rich, it would be equal......Hmmm......Of course I would be rich, cuz i'm da president, And the white house wouldnt be whit anymore, it would be Pink, with red trimming....And it would have a big pool, All the rooms would be different, It would have go Carts, Bumber Carz, Couple of basket ball courts, I would have the Phildelphia 76ERS playin at ma court all da time, Especially Allen Iverson :love: And I would have all da stuff I want......Peace Out ;) :) :p :love:
 
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"White or Asian people will not be allowed to rap"

I love that rule! ;D


And have country music banned for good.


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Lool ;D Sum white people can rap but I never heard Asian people..But rappin is a black persons thing!!!!...Sorry to get off topic just had to reply to this.... Oh yes and especially Country Music ;D
 
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Ppl wud so hate me if I were president.

I wiuld make sure that Blair is either kicked out of the country or becomes a Muslim. Hrash? Yeah I know. But I have the power remember!! Muwahaha.

Anyway, I'd ban music and not allow nasheeds with music in them.
Clubs and all that rubbish would be turned into hospitals or schools or whatever the public will need.
Girls have to cover themselves modestly and if not then I will use the saudi rules which is to spill red paint on the flesh shown (legs, arms). This red paint kind of stains for a while.
I would have mutawas petrolling through the streets and keeping everything under control.

And ULTIMATELY......I'd have a saudi Shiekhs come over and make this country worth living in.

I wud add more but Im doing my coursework and....you know, its just w=one of those things. :p

Allah ma3akum :coolsis:

p.s: Id expect brothers to grow beards and......Ill leave it at that.lol.
 

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