If you were President....

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salam
lol bro zak is very accurate in english
the only thing i wolud want is someone like SS or SAS running this country
wasalam
 
I would have compulsary chilling sessions for an hour everyday, where people chill and stuff.
 
Salam Alaikum,

1. I would make gym mandatory for both men and women.
2. Public holidays at least 5 times a month (my birthday has to be one of them)
3. All the criminals would be encouraged to migrate to Israel.
4. All the hot looking people can hold seats in the parliament without any hassle.
5. All the chauvanists or anyone with mutawa like tendencies, my enemies all of these people will be in jail for indefinite periods of time until they change their minds.
6. Incompetent parents will be punished and their names will be announced on tv everynight after the news.
7.zakah is mandatory, punishable by death.
 
If I was president.....

1) I would make George Bush switch places with sadaam hussein in jail
2) I would segregate all of the schools in the U.S by sex.
3) I would build a mosque every corner of the street.
4) Have the adhaan call out every prayer so that everyone can hear it.
5) Enable all immigrants to come to the States easily.
6) change the national policy laws
7) Have relgious (female) police for the society.
8) Ban all clubs
9) Have murderers, rapists, and offenders be punished by death without having a trial.
10) Make Ramadan a national holiday for the whole month.
11) Make EID last 10 days long :)
 
Salam alaikum,

rukx cuz that is going to be "chasingrainbows day" in everyone's calendar, so in that way it doesn't just end up being a birthday. lol. they can fast to thank god for blessing them with such a wonderful president who is not self-involved. but it is optional like they won't go to jail or anything.
 
If i was president, shariah law will be first choice,

a masjid n a madrasa every street, n free education & compulsary education in madrasa for every child below 15 ! :)
 
Khaldun said:
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so what status will us LI members have in your new country dear Genius?
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Eagerly waiting for your reply Genius ;)

baby_muslimah15 said:
And the white house wouldnt be whit anymore, it would be Pink, with red trimming....
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:omg: :thumbs_do Aaaarrrrggh!!! PINK!?!?!!?! Couldn't you pick any other color? Might as well make it rainbow for Pete's sake!

Ameeratul Layl said:
Girls have to cover themselves modestly and if not then I will use the saudi rules which is to spill red paint on the flesh shown (legs, arms). This red paint kind of stains for a while.
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:confused: Don't you think that's going a bit too far? You could fine 'em or something like that but throw red paint on 'em? Man if anyone threw that on me I'd kick 'em so bad ..... well let's leave it at that.

Genius said:
I would have compulsary chilling sessions for an hour everyday, where people chill and stuff.
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Oh man! EXACTLY what I need in school...:coolsis:

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if i were president then i wud make my country a country of soldiers
they wud be the most militaristic, atletic, religious ppl on earth
i wud change the name of the country to Atlantis
and these are the rules i will set

1.men and women both have to take gym its a compulsion

2.school hours are gonna be from 6:00 am to 12:01 pm

3.every muslim MUST read at least 10 pgs of the quran everyday

4.non-muslims SHUD be open minded and debate with knowledgeble Sheiks

5.if u are caught stealing red handed then u are kicked out of the country(where u go after tht is not my responsibility)

6.everyone is a citizen, tht means anyone can come into my country and live there hapily as long as they abide by my rules

7.if any rules are broken u will have ur citizenship expelled and u will not be able to enter the country
(if u try to sneak in then the border police will shoot u and if u live after one shot they will shoot u again till u die or till u run away from site)

8.my country will have very strict border police whose training will consist of learning ALL forms of martial art and advanced military techniques combined with excessive running every day
9.everyone will HAVE to do their part as a good citizen and abide by the rules or else they WILL be kicked out of the country by the border police

10.men are gonna be encouraged to grow beards, if they dont they will be deemed as wussy and sissy ppl and kicked around by local bullies

11.local bullies are going to be a paid job and if u illegally bully someone without a bully certificate, u will be kicked out of the country and shot if seen again

12.females will have all the facilities as males but there will be segregation to avoid hanky panky;)

13.zoos will be banned and animal exploitation will be shunned and if anyone is caught making money with it they will be thrown out of the country and shot if seen again

14.interest will be banned and any bank which still holds interest will be closed and the ppl working there will be kicked out of the country and shot if seen again

15.guns will have rubber bullets ONLY
(except the army)

16.its gonna be madatory for every muslim to memorize the quran
and its gonna be mandatory for every non muslim to understand islam better

17.ppl who show off and act cool in public to embarass others will be kicked out of the country and shot if seen again

18.there will be no rasicm and if anyone is caught even making a racist joke then he/she will be kicked out of the country, but not shot

19.if anyone is caught shooting someone else with no proof wht so ever they will be kicked out and shot if seen

20.sharia law will also be used in public

ill also have more when i think of them
 
Gandalf said:
i wud change the name of the country to Atlantis
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:thumbs_up

Gandalf said:
10.men are gonna be encouraged to grow beards, if they dont they will be deemed as wussy and sissy ppl and kicked around by local bullies

11.local bullies are going to be a paid job and if u illegally bully someone without a bully certificate, u will be kicked out of the country
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;D ;D LOL, men gotta watch out... By the way, how would someone become a Local Bully? :p (no seriously)

Gandalf said:
(if u try to sneak in then the border police will shoot u and if u live after one shot they will shoot u again till u die or till u run away from site)

... and shot if seen again

... and shot if seen again

... and shot if seen again

15.guns will have rubber bullets ONLY
(except the army)

... and shot if seen again

... but not shot

... and shot if seen
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Wow... alot of shooting there... Hey imagine you accidentally get shot by one of your officers? ;D
 
lol seems like no1z gna be in yo country cz they'll all proli get kicked out :p

..or shot by a rubber bullet lol


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
I forgot one....

if i were president, I would have a Miss Pious world contest and then she will automatically become president.
 
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If I was presidend, I would have the following rules:
*Rapists will be castrated.
*You shall all call me Mr. President or El presidente as opposed to aamirsaab. :)
*Oh and erm, freedom to practice your religion and erm, yeah kkk members shot on spot. Which would probably turn the country into one big killing fest thing and er i'd probably go to jail. Ah I hate all this politic crap, i'm goin to go play command and conquer. (as a final rule/law: video games will be available to all - I'll personaly hand-deliver all the good ones I like to the people - oh i'm such a great president, i know, you don't have to thank me at all.)
 
The President has to marry the prettiest women from every ethnic group in the world and have atleast 1 child with each.

President gets to pick any woman for his homeboys.

Women would be banned from playing 'hard to get' it just creates confusion.

If the President sends you a text message of IM's you, you have to reply immediately, failure to do so will be punished by castration or a fine, whichever you prefer.

Anyone who diss's Islam will get castrated.

Smiling at random strangers will be encouraged.

Fat people will be taxed 1 % of their income for every stone they are overweight

See....... being president isn't all fun and games.
 
Genius said:
The President has to marry the prettiest women from every ethnic group in the world and have atleast 1 child with each.
Thst just sick bro.....the way you put it...it really is. You've just gone and sed that as though, any woman wud fall at the feet of the president. And....women are just reproductive slaves!!!
President gets to pick any woman for his homeboys.

Women would be banned from playing 'hard to get' it just creates confusion.
I dont think any woman would play hard to get if she is aware of the morals manners of Islam.


If the President sends you a text message of IM's you, you have to reply immediately, failure to do so will be punished by castration or a fine, whichever you prefer. Honestly, who the....erath does this president think he is? Its ashame ppl dont do that wen it comes to Salah....yet, your saying that they get punished if they do not act immediately to the presidents order or whatever!? *yeah right, Ill like to see him push me around* :mad:

Anyone who diss's Islam will get castrated.

Smiling at random strangers will be encouraged.
Not such a good idea, it can cause flirtation. :p

Fat people will be taxed 1 % of their income for every stone they are overweight....I like that one. ;D

See....... being president isn't all fun and games.
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Yeah, its just a fantasy for you :p ;D
 
akhee said:
lol seems like no1z gna be in yo country cz they'll all proli get kicked out :p

..or shot by a rubber bullet lol


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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He'll be posting these signs all over the country...
 

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