If you were President....

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Aalimah said:
He'll be posting these signs all over the country...
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the sign dzt mention - ".....by a rubber bullet!" :omg: lol mesin..


:w: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
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I got some more:
*dark chocolate production will be halted - it's a type of chocolate that should NEVER be consumed cus it's nasty.
*All fast-food joints and similar food places WILL sell HALAAL food
*Anyone caught eating pork will be sent to fat camp.
* You get 100 quid benefits from the state if your poor. If your rich YOU have to PAY the benefits (and buy me a cake cus i'm the best president....EVER :p)
that should keep the country stable...for bout 10 more minutes...inshallah. :brother:
 
slang for pounds. sorry, i forgot bout the americans on this forum - they not know what quid is. :)
 
Dr Dre will be made minister for P.I.M.P.I.N.G

Snoop Dogg English will be employed in state school fo' shizzle.

Religous police will have to dress all pimped up.

Money and hoes will be banned, on the following reasoning;

Mo' Money Mo' Problems

Mo' Money Ho' Problems.
 
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baby_muslimah15 said:
Heyyy, where is quid slang at?? Cuz I never heard of it and its not juss cuz i'm an American, Holla Backz
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Quid is slang for pounds (sterling) in england uk.
 
Genius said:
Dr Dre will be made minister for P.I.M.P.I.N.G

Snoop Dogg English will be employed in state school fo' shizzle.

Religous police will have to dress all pimped up.

Money and hoes will be banned, on the following reasoning;

Mo' Money Mo' Problems

Mo' Money Ho' Problems.
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Loool, personally I like the way Snoop Dogg talk, hes in da rap bizz so he gotta have sum flow along wit other stuff, and Dr. Dre never seem like he was P.I.M.P.I.N.G, and Mo' money Mo' Problems, Yea true dat it Mo' Money Mo' Ho problems,Fo' Shizzle Dizzle....anywayz Holla Backz
 
If i was President of Pakistan firstly i would elminate any borders with nay muslim nation such as Afghanistan and Iran. I would make them one country declare war on Kashmir cand capture Kashmir once and for all. After that I would unify Iraq and Saudia Arabia With Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan and Declare war on Isreal and capture Jerusalem for Palaestinese. From Pakistan to North Africa i would make one land under god.
 
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Well..if i was president..i would try to:-(1) implement the Shari'ah law which is alot more important than anything else....i have lots more things in mind...can't share rightnow though..

it's getting too late:blind: :yawn:

:w:
 
I actually put some thought into this, which is a real feat since I don't really put much thought into anything...

If I, Lady Aalimah, were President of a country (I think I'd call it New Mecca), I'd have the following rules...

EDUCATION:
  1. Going to school is optional. As long as you are able to pass the AYNAI (Are you a Nerd, or an Idiot?) exam with C grade then you are fine.
  2. After Junior High, (around 13 years of age) when you enter High School, you take only the subjects you like (even one if you want), plus they don't have to have anything to do with your major (you'll worry about this in college).
  3. Parents are NOT allowed to forced kids into becoming dumb, and boring people like doctors and lawyers. Any student who complains to the Super Secret Police about being forced to become something they don't want to be, will have his/her parents corrected. (Parents, be afraid, be very afraid).
  4. Mandatory subjects for High School and College students are:
  • Arabic
  • English
  • Any other language they'd like to learn
  • Islamic Studies
  • Qur'anic Studies
The rest, you don't really need them.

5. Students are not allowed to chew gum in class. However, they are allowed to eat anything else they feel like eating.

*All citizens, male or female, are required to have memorized the entire Qur'an.

DRESS:
  1. Men, be they Muslims or non-Muslim are required by law to wear the jelbab thing Arab men wear, or the Pakistani shalwar kameez at ALL TIMES. Fruity clothing, tight clothes, or anything like it will earn the idiot 3 days of jail time and a small fine. Repeated violation of this law will earn them more time in jail, and a larger fine.
  2. Women, be they Muslim or non-Muslim are required by law to wear abayas, that should be, but are not limited to the color black. Hijabs, of course are a must. Tight abayas, short hijabs and fruity colored clothes will earn them 3 days of no shopping, and a small fine. Repeated violation of this law will earn them more time away from the mall, and a larger fine.
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  3. Children up to the age of 10, boy or girl, are free to wear whatever they want. (I mean they're kids)
  4. Men MUST have a beard.
*In short, all citizens are required to dress Islamically, regardless of their religion.

RIGHTS OF THE IMMIGRANTS:
  1. All Muslims are citizens so long as they live in my country for at least 3 months. Non-Muslims are required to live for one full year, without violating any laws, and doing 400 hours of community service.
  2. Non-Muslims other than the law above have the same rights as all other citizens. Non-Muslims are also required to respect the religion of Islam and are not allowed to practice their religion publicly. Neither are they allowed to preach their religion to any citizen.
RIGHTS OF THE PRESIDENT:
  1. I, the President,
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    shall reserve the right to test all the new and latest gadgets... If any pass the test, they are available to the public, if they don't pass the test, then they're cremated and the inventor is jailed for a period of 22 hours (without food)...
  2. The President's castle shall be right in the capital of my country. It shall be big, decorated with beautiful Islamic calligraphy. A large mosque will also be apart of the castle where all people, citizens or not, are allowed to pray in.
  3. The President, reserves the right to a Super Secret Police Agency that consists of 2,000 strong, strapping and athletic individuals. (Males will be separated from Females, of course, but both are allowwed to serve)
  4. The President does NOT have to go to school. She can learn from other means.
  5. The president reserves the right to prohibit her people from naming their daughters after her. The President's name is for her, and for herself only.
PUNISHMENT:
  1. There shall be no death penalty; only freaks who atempt to assassinate the President shall be deported. (Although I think many people will be out to kill me, but that's the life).
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  2. That's all I guess...
That's enough dreaming for now...:blind:
 
Labaik Ya Allah said:
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sis aalimah da laws u have above is nang but dont u think ur a bit harsh on da kafirs i dont like the dress rules
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What's 'nang'? And why don't you like the dress rules? 'Cause I favor the women? :p It was a joke obviously... And if I'm mean to the kuffar, so what, they've never done anything for me, so why do anything for them? :-/
 
:sl: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

nangz slang for phat = sik - wkd so its a gud thing lol. 2ryt i luv them lawz. n eid mubarak ery1! i gt mine 2moro :p insha Allah!


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
akhee said:
:sl: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

nangz slang for phat = sik - wkd so its a gud thing lol. 2ryt i luv them lawz. n eid mubarak ery1! i gt mine 2moro :p insha Allah!


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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Oh whoops... Sorry about that... I thought he was saying something bad... :X
 
If You Was President For One Day ....

salaam

Bismillah Ir Rahman Nir Raheem

elo ello :D :D :D

now this question may sound silly or dumb but its not :p

imagine you was president/prime minister of any country for one day :D what would you do? what would you change? why??? :D:D:D:D:D:D

:D :D :D
 

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