Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

  • Thread starter Thread starter Muezzin
  • Start date Start date
  • Replies Replies 5K
  • Views Views 830K
Muezzin

Muezzin

Bat-Mod
Messages
10,763
Reaction score
2,056
Gender
Male
Religion
Islam
:sl:

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh. :p

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
 
:sl:

Swallows the millions of jokes was going to say, and quietly exits with only this:

if you are starting a corner, keep in mind anything you write can and will ( i guarantee) be made fun of. :P

Good luck,

:w:
 
:sl:

You're forgetting one very basic thing: we don't actually care if people laugh. :p

C'mon send in some problems! :)
 
Nah sister Batoota is cool.

Besides, we can't unleash the hounds. They're not bloodthirsty enough. We fed them too much Pedigree Chum.
 
:sl:

*My internet suddenly stopped working for a minute! ironically enough! are you sure you didn't unleash the hounds?*

:confused:

:w:
 
hey i need some help!

wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
 
hire a rikshaw and go down immy (imraan road) Lahore PK.?
 
Lol, You and Minaz are funny:giggling: ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz

BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
 
secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.

:sl:
 
baby_muslimah15 said:
Lol, You and Minaz are funny:giggling: ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
Click to expand...
Salaam and/or Hollaz, whatever you crazy cats are saying now :p

How exactly did you get in trouble? If you don't want to tell us, then simply use Muezzin's Simple Trick for Everything: Go and beat up a tramp.

Not only is it sadistically funny, you're also helping the economy!

BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
Click to expand...
It means both of those, yet neither of them. ;)

Abrar said:
secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.
Click to expand...
See above answer. I'd like to see what human rights orgs have to say about assaulting random vagrants.
 

Similar Threads

Back
Top