Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Olive]

Why do people study History?

 

[Olive]

What do I do if I have exams and I haven't revised?

 

[Re.TiReD]

My bro was running around yesterday with his eyes closed and he didnt bump into a single thing. Is he a mini-superman in the making?

 

[Yanal]

Looks like Muezzin in this thread is more active than Minaz. I have a hair problem I don't know how to stope it from stocking up?

 

[MO783]

I seriously do not know what everyone is on about

Sorry

imsad

 

[unknown_JJ]

The rule is not to ask mundane personal, meaningless questions I think (personal to the answerer that is)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

I think I'm in love with Pinkie *

*#

Shall I marry her? :-[

 

[Fishman]

Can you teach Woodrow how to make better glass turnips?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

how to get rid of unwanted feelings?!

 

[alcurad]

where is Minaz btw?

 

[~Taalibah~]

What magic are youl masters of?

 

[alcurad]

isn't magic forbidden:blind:?

 

[Muezzin]

Is a hammer your answer to everything or just most things?

Jalapenos are also good.

Dont you think ninetoon sounds better than nineteen? I think they should rename them the toonage years and not the teenage ones, what do you think?

You already know my opinion on Toons.

The Gadget Protocol. Mankind's only chance.

On a side note, what do you think is the best and most useful instrument of torture?

The Cheeky Girls.

Where did the word Ketchup originate? Why not make it easier on the freshies and call it red sauce rather than having to put up with them calling it 'catch up'

'1711, from Malay kichap, from Chinese (Amoy dial.) koechiap "brine of fish." Catsup (earlier catchup) is a failed attempt at Anglicization, still in use in U.S. Originally a fish sauce, early English recipes included among their ingredients mushrooms, walnuts, cucumbers, and oysters. Modern form of the sauce began to emerge when U.S. seamen added tomatoes.'

Online Etymology Dictionary

do you think frenchfries came from france?

No, they come from Walkers.

Why do people study History?

'Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

What do I do if I have exams and I haven't revised?

Or last-minute cram, it's your choice.

My bro was running around yesterday with his eyes closed and he didnt bump into a single thing. Is he a mini-superman in the making?

He's either Daredevil or a submarine.

Looks like Muezzin in this thread is more active than Minaz. I have a hair problem I don't know how to stope it from stocking up?

I seriously do not know what everyone is on about

Sorry

It's all right. You're like a red chilli in a bottle of ketchup. Nobody will really notice.

Can you teach Woodrow how to make better glass turnips?

They're not glass turnips, they're doorknobs!

How to get rid of unwanted mureeds? :?

how to get rid of unwanted feelings?!

Eat it, rub it into your eyes, stuff it down your pants. Either way, you'll get rid of those unwanted feelings.

And replace them with HOTNESS!

where is Minaz btw?

What magic are youl masters of?

The magic of working out how the trick is done before the Masked Magician tells us.

isn't magic forbidden:blind:?

Reading comprehension, my good man.

Next!

 

[Re.TiReD]

LOL.

Jokes, tell me a joke!!!!!

Yesterday I was seeing double until I realised it was because one of my lenses was really messed up...And I had to throw it away...if both were messed would I see quadruple?

WassalamuAlaykum

 

[Muezzin]

LOL.

Jokes, tell me a joke!!!!!

That's like asking Pandora to open her box, but okay.

Three guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the third guy would have ducked!

Ha ha ha!

...ha.

Yesterday I was seeing double until I realised it was because one of my lenses was really messed up...And I had to throw it away...if both were messed would I see quadruple?

WassalamuAlaykum

That, or you'd see in 5 Dimensions.

Next!

 

[Re.TiReD]

Gah! I actually laughed...Maybe I should visit the circus more often. JazakAllah khayr.

Oh yeh....well moistoriser...What would happen if it ran it taps? I mean water is the moist(est) you can get right? So why then doesnt it work in the same way moistoriser would?

Where is Woodrow btw? Does he still log in?

And I've limited my internet/LI time to max 1 hours 30 mins a day...this is the 4th day and it's working...how long do you think I'll last?

 

[Musaafirah]

My question was not answered (well, I think it got deleted, but I shall copy the quote from unkown_JJ)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

 

[~Taalibah~]

Which is better, Cream buns or chelsea buns?

 

[alcurad]

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

 

[Aqeel Ahmed]

Muezzin.
I have a problem on Mondays whenever I wake up I hear my back crack is that normal for a 61 year old.

 

[Aqeel Ahmed]

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

That is a easy question to answer that, just telling you before time by answering one question I not dominating this thread. You can step behind and let the bear eat the fish while you run away.
Aqeel