Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[alcurad]

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

 

[~Taalibah~]

Fishman: isnt that for mac?

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

lol Why would you want to kill it?
-you could pour anything poison into the water
-squash it:skeleton:

 

[Fishman]

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

If you are Chairman Mao you can just drain the tank!

 

[alcurad]

drain it where?

 

[Abdu-l-Majeed]

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward?

 

[Fishman]

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward?

No, you get a replacement:
'next!'

 

[Musaafirah]

Haha. Timed essay due tomorrow, no preparation. Poster presentation on Monday, completed but no extra info, and not yet printed. Same old same old I guess.
How do I stop this vicious cycle of laziness?

 

[alcurad]

get into a strict routine and never break it, get yourself away from things that distract at the time you should be working in.

 

[Re.TiReD]

What happened to Bugs Bunny in ur avvy?

Did he trip on way to the Choppa?

 

[Re.TiReD]

Where's that poem, twas da night before X-mas? U wrote it....would u post it on LI ..it was jokes

 

[Muezzin]

To this:

How did it happen? :?

It's the Toons, I tell you! First they change the structure of the heart to fit into their own 2D chests, next they'll take over the world!

They will!

They say so every Saturday morning!

We must act quickly to stop these animated menaces.

Osama has nothing on that guy. Listen to his disgusting threats, every week. Makes me sick.

To save freedom, the Government must initiate the Gadget Protocol.

How do you cure a headache?

How do you try and post on a thread as a serious Muslim when everyone appears to have gone bonkers ???

Well, I-

This thread is meant to be bonkers...

Oi! Don't interrupt!

Yes I get it ! WAS trying to emphasise that it is indeed and infact pertains to be and become bonkers. Bonkers in the name of Islam, Is Timmy Mallet in here somewhere by any chance ? Peace

Timmy's mallets are inferior hammers. There is only one superior hammer:

What do you thnk is the best free anti virus software?

The Apple Macintosh OS!

What did I tell you about interrupting?

no way fishdude, tis the apple, applebeez that tis

here's a question no one will know how to answer-maybe Sabeeha does-, how to kill a fish in a tank?

Fishman: isnt that for mac?



lol Why would you want to kill it?
-you could pour anything poison into the water
-squash it:skeleton:

Those suggestions are archaic. Black and Decker is the future.

If you are Chairman Mao you can just drain the tank!

At-tat-tat!

Shh.

I've found a Muezzin's answer in this thread where he doesn't put a 'Next!' on the end of it. Do I get a reward?

Well, actually, I only started doing that when Minaz-

No, you get a replacement:
'next!'

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no no no no no no no no no no.

No.

You did not just do that.

I said stop interrupting. I warned you.

I warn- I WARNED YOU!

Calm down, Muezzin.

Calm down.

Just count to ten.

One...

Two...

Three-AARGH!

Haha. Timed essay due tomorrow, no preparation. Poster presentation on Monday, completed but no extra info, and not yet printed. Same old same old I guess.
How do I stop this vicious cycle of laziness?

Well, you simply-

get into a strict routine and never break it, get yourself away from things that distract at the time you should be working in.

You're interrupting.

What happened to Bugs Bunny in ur avvy?

Did he trip on way to the Choppa?

He is the first insurgent caught by the Gadget Protocol. Tis a good day for democracy. You don't believe me? You think he's a victim? An innocent? You haven't seen the security recordings of that monster.

Next!

 

[Re.TiReD]

Do you wait a certain number of days or for a certain number of questions before you reply?

 

[Muezzin]

Where's that poem, twas da night before X-mas? U wrote it....would u post it on LI ..it was jokes

Aamirsaab and I wrote a... version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' and called it 'The night before Eid' or something.

It was on my userpage but that no longer works. Can't seem to find it on my computer either, which is odd. Hmm. If I find a printout of it, I'll be sure to type it up inshallah.

Do you wait a certain number of days or for a certain number of questions before you reply?

Nah. I just like to keep people in suspense.

Next!

 

[Re.TiReD]

If the consistecy (sp?) of vomit was increased, like it was thicker, would it be mistaken for a smoothie?

Did this guy only have one eye: :blind: who poked it out?

Would you like a photography contest?

Can you reply today please?

 

[Fishman]

Is a hammer your answer to everything or just most things?

 

[~Taalibah~]

Maybe cause it just knocks out the answers. lol

 

[Re.TiReD]

Dont you think ninetoon sounds better than nineteen? I think they should rename them the toonage years and not the teenage ones, what do you think?

 

[Re.TiReD]

Muezzin, Fishman is interrupting again.

On a side note, what do you think is the best and most useful instrument of torture?

 

[Re.TiReD]

Where did the word Ketchup originate? Why not make it easier on the freshies and call it red sauce rather than having to put up with them calling it 'catch up'

 

[Na7lah]

do you think frenchfries came from france?