That was supposed to be the funny part.
But it leaves out other prophets I don't believe in, including Zoroaster, Joseph Smith, and of course, the great and omnipotent Space Emperor Zargon.
The fact that the Quran is syncretistic with respect to other religions I don't believe in is not going to convince me that the Quran is true.
Isaac Newton, possibly the greatest scientist of all time, was a heretical Christian. Hindus have made amazing accomplishments in mathematics over history. Albert Einstein was a Jewish/secularist.
Unless you can show how these scientists' beliefs about religion actually interacted with their scientific accomplishments, this seems rather irrelevant. I mean, you certainly wouldn't argue that Monistic Christianity is true because Isaac Newton was such a great scientist, would you?
What on earth are you talking about? How did the
Quran help Europeans get out of the Dark Ages?
Now, I'm certainly willing to concede that
Muslim scientists and philosophers helped the Europeans get out of the Dark Ages—not least because Muslims preserved the writings of ancient Greek philosophers and spread them to the Europeans. But again, this isn't a reflection of Islam, it's a reflection on the usefulness and value of scientific thought. (Incidentally, you could argue that the reason Islamic culture has been in a slump for the past 500 years is related to the fact that it hasn't produced much scientific thought during that time—whereas "The West" has.)
As I said, all were good moral advances (it also was quite progressive in terms of slavery) ... for 7th century Arabia.
I happen to think morality has continued to progress since the time the Quran was written. (So does my girlfriend, especially with respect to women's status—she's not a fan of the passages that treat women as half-witnesses and half-inheritors, or the passage that compares women to fields that husbands can go into whenever they like.)
Muslims disagree. But then that's the whole point of religion, isn't it—to freeze moral norms to whatever time period your holy book was written. I prefer the morals of modern Western culture over the morals of the Quran. Though it's worth noting there is some overlap. Enjoy your doritos.