Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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BOYS WHY ARE CONTRAVERSIAL THREADS CLOSED ALL THE TIME? DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A CONTRAVERSIAL SECTION? ISNT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FORUM TO TALK ABOUT ISLAM, AND CONTRAVERSIAL STUFF IN IT??

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At the bottom of my profile, it says 'Warn: (0%)'

What is that...?

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:sl:

Everyone has that. If you behave unacceptably, you will receive a warning percentage. Eventually, this can result in a ban. I doubt you'll have to worry about getting warned though.
 
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Are you calling me a bully?

Cos if you are, I'll knock you down, steal your lunch money, and tie your underpants to a flag-pole you little ingrate!

(note: not really)
 
K then...

BTW, that might be how you deal with people in the Barbaric North, but that is certainly not how we deal with people in London...

:D
 
TEH said:
K then...

BTW, that might be how you deal with people in the Barbaric North, but that is certainly not how we deal with people in London...

:D
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The Barbaric North? I'm from the East Midlands, you lovable Cockney country bumpkin, you. ;) :p

Next please :)
 
Salaams

I have a problem................or actually its the little furry creatures in my garden who have the problem.

Everyday the local squirrel comes into the bottom of my garden and skips around here and there............hence Ive called him Skipinder. The problem is Skipinder doesnt like to share his food............and on many occasions he has scared off an entire family of magpies (The Magpinders) from eating too!

How do I help resolve this problem?
 
Give them all a big box of ladoo.

Then they'll start the best bhangra dance this side of the Animal Kingdom.
 
There has been another development down at the bottom of the garden. It seems the local rats (Ratpreets) have realised my mum is throwing out left over chappatis for Skipinder and the Magpinders. My mother has decided to take action and is going to put some rat poison out.

Since Skipinder is partial to all kinds of food.............he might just mistake the rat poison as food too!

Will this be the end of Skipinder? How can I stop him from eating away to his own demise!?
 
Pay a visit to this place and buy in bulk:

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Then purchase a cage and set them loose in the shop.

Either way, they're getting their ladoo.
 
Skipinder hey?????? Maybe her fellow Australian can help resolve your problem :D
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Crikey!

Any more problems for your friendly neighbourhood M and M's to solve?
 
Muezzin said:
Pay a visit to this place and buy in bulk:

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NO! NO! Iv got a sweet shop too! come to mine! *thinks* but u need the laddoos for poisoning right? ambala will help you out... no questions asked. *smirks*
wassalam
 
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I need help concerning a 'friend'... she's not really my friend, she happens to go around making herself other people's friends (does that make sense?)... She's annoying as hell and You see she's inviting me to her birthday party... She's planning on calling my mom and asking her if I can go... Knowing my mom, she's going to say yes and I'll be stuck, playing 'dress-up'... Lets just say I'm not into that... What do I do?:skeleton:

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Aalimah said:
:sl:

I need help concerning a 'friend'... she's not really my friend, she happens to go around making herself other people's friends (does that make sense?)... She's annoying as hell and You see she's inviting me to her birthday party... She's planning on calling my mom and asking her if I can go... Knowing my mom, she's going to say yes and I'll be stuck, playing 'dress-up'... Lets just say I'm not into that... What do I do?:skeleton:

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'Dress up'? I"m not even going to ask :p

If we're invited to an event, it is polite to go.

And plus, there'll be free food. That's never a bad thing.

...except when you're invited for a pork roast. Damn.
 

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