Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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My friend is having an all-white party (white clothes) and I need to convince her to change the color...
 
Is that what everyone thinks? Its just that I don't have anyting white to wear and don't feel like shoppin cuz its cold out! and cuz I'm lazy! :(
 
Muezzin will solve your question - he'll probs send you some of his sisters clothes, size 10 do :p
 
how do I get aalimah to leave me the hell alone? she thinks i like her but i dont and she's a pain and her jokes couldnt get cornier


i need serious help
 
Dena. said:
how do I get aalimah to leave me the hell alone? she thinks i like her but i dont and she's a pain and her jokes couldnt get cornier


i need serious help
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The answer to your predicament lies in the theme song of the chap in your avatar.

'Ohhhhh
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
And yellow and spongey and porous is he
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
If nautical nonsense be something ye wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Then fall on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPAAAANTS'

Think about it.
 
Aalimah said:
Oh she's so dead...
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Oooh good, use this:

cleaver-01_lg.jpg


Just doing my bit for religious sibling rivalry.

Next!
 
Assalamu Alaikum

I need a reaaaaaaaaaaally gud prank, ok forget gud it has to be excellent, top of the line, great..u get the idea.

and it has to be something thats easy and legal and will defo work
and it has to be bro protected.
and erm.......... well we'll see what ya got up ur sleeves.
oh yea and the victim is a male, approx 5'9" 14 yrs of age and of relation to me...so it has to be gud! actually make it so i can use it on two victims my cuzzy is in need of a lesson as well ;)

i understand under legal standards u will not be blamed for any of this...unless it backfires ;D

fi aman Allah
w'salaam
 
*charisma* said:
Assalamu Alaikum

I need a reaaaaaaaaaaally gud prank, ok forget gud it has to be excellent, top of the line, great..u get the idea.
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I'll let Minaz answer this one then. Super pranks are his forte.

And jazakallah khier for the complements, Fenix-Angel and Ameeratul Layl. The Carlton dance rocks.
 
salam
lol carlton was very funny, but will smith and chris tucker are much more funnier
wasalam
 

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