Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

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Fighting4Iman said:
bro i think the beard invited questions like that :p, i never got asked that but i got

"are you married?" so many times

to which i always reply "HAV U EVA SEEN MY WIFE?"

and the kid always gives some cheeky grin
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I was standing at the Masjid, shaking a few hands like a good boy. One uncle then asks me where I come from etc, and he asked me if I have wife and kids... I then told him I am 1- years old, unmarried. :hmm: I have a beard.
 
My younger brother, despite his not so babyish age anymore, is taken as the baby of the family. And every day he would tell my mom she looks like a daisy and gives her a huge hug. :rollseyes
 
eHafiz said:
I was standing at the Masjid, shaking a few hands like a good boy. One uncle then asks me where I come from etc, and he asked me if I have wife and kids... I then told him I am 1- years old, unmarried. :hmm: I have a beard.
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You should take that as a compliment. :><:
Its better to look older when you are young than to look five years younger than your actual age when you are still below the age of 25.:exhausted
 
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Hidaya said:
My younger brother, despite his not so babyish age anymore, is taken as the baby of the family. And every day he would tell my mom she looks like a daisy and gives her a huge hug. :rollseyes
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That's adorable! My mom would love him as a son, send him over!
 
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My 4 year old cousin comes round workplace today.

So we play a game: how many fingers am I holding up.

After she counts 10 on both my hands, she tells me to do the same for hers. So I get to 10 and she goes: ''Oh woah, good boy!''
 
UmmHasan said:
LOL...my younger brother wanted to be a "chu chu train" rider :hmm: :p
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A long long time ago, when I used to celebrate Birthdays (Astaghfirullah), I vividly remember...

*goes back years and years ago*

It was my 5th birthday party, and all my friends were invited. They all knew I loved trains, so every single one of them gave me a huge train set. I ended up with over 10 electronic train sets. And the worst part about it... I don't even remember having any one of them. My mom gave them away... =/
 
eHafiz said:
A long long time ago, when I used to celebrate Birthdays (Astaghfirullah), I vividly remember...

*goes back years and years ago*

It was my 5th birthday party, and all my friends were invited. They all knew I loved trains, so every single one of them gave me a huge train set. I ended up with over 10 electronic train sets. And the worst part about it... I don't even remember having any one of them. My mom gave them away... =/
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yeah my kid is fasinated by trains too
 
eHafiz said:
A long long time ago, when I used to celebrate Birthdays (Astaghfirullah), I vividly remember...

My mom gave them away... =/
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you were only five and innocent:p

lol did your mum give them to other kids on their birthdays? thats what my mum would do with stuff I didn't want ;D
 
eHafiz said:
I was standing at the Masjid, shaking a few hands like a good boy. One uncle then asks me where I come from etc, and he asked me if I have wife and kids... I then told him I am 1- years old, unmarried. :hmm: I have a beard.
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Woops I just realised I gave you a neg rep for this post, sorry, duno how that happened, I'll give you a rep soon inshaAllah! =D
 
One time my little brother (5) said 'if you don't listen to me I'll put the cats COW DUNG on ur face' loooooool ;D

And then he dint bleev me wen I sed cats dnt do cow dung :hmm:
 
Fטлку;1228013 said:
O.O
How old was he when he said that?
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Probably 17. :p

If so, we would make excellent friends. B-)
 

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