Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

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my 4 month old nefue was cooing this morning and "complaining" because noone was tlking with him. when i was talking with him he was going eh eh "in agreement" then i had to go off to college so i told him im going and gave salams, and stoped cooing and opened his eyes wide and his likkle mouth like a circle and looked at me as if he understood. oh so cute mashallah.

again this morning my 3 year old nefue and 2 year old neice walked in as i was getting ready for school, they walked out and they were talking with wach other...
nefue: i like aunty
neice: yh i like her too
nefue: yh she is cute mashallah :X
neice: yh she never shout at us mashallah :X :X
nefue: and she make us break fast marshallah :X :X :X

oh they were halarious with their mashallahs.
i guess u get nice compliments like that when you feed their fat bellies :D
 
I told a little kid today that I was leaving in a week and never coming back to school again.
He asked me how big infinity was.
I told him it was everything in the world.
He said he'd miss me triple infinity.

Can he get any cuter? MashaAllah.
 
My brother came into the living room and we (my mother,sister and myself) pretend to sleep and he came and mumbled "cPookieeee" he usually pronuces it right but he just woke up and he mumbled some letters which sounded like "pooti" and my mother instantly opened her eyes and yelled "GET TO THE BATHROOM!" and my brother after that said "baby cookie"

Pooti-means your waste(poo) in Urdu.
 
My 3 yr old cousin has eczema and the itching is sometimes soothed with a bath..
My uncle was scratching his back and his son said :Abu (dad) is it really itchy?
dad:yes
cousin: o.k dad, i will bathe you tonight and then it won't itch.
 
SouljahOfAllah said:
my 4 month old nefue was cooing this morning and "complaining" because noone was tlking with him. when i was talking with him he was going eh eh "in agreement" then i had to go off to college so i told him im going and gave salams, and stoped cooing and opened his eyes wide and his likkle mouth like a circle and looked at me as if he understood. oh so cute mashallah.

again this morning my 3 year old nefue and 2 year old neice walked in as i was getting ready for school, they walked out and they were talking with wach other...
nefue: i like aunty
neice: yh i like her too
nefue: yh she is cute mashallah :X
neice: yh she never shout at us mashallah :X :X
nefue: and she make us break fast marshallah :X :X :X

oh they were halarious with their mashallahs.
i guess u get nice compliments like that when you feed their fat bellies :D
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^Subhanallah.. :giggling: ....you must have been on top of the world when they said that... I can just imagine them (not that I know them) .. so cute :D
 
Heres a question: Has your sibiling ever wanted to go to the washroom when u want 2?
 
Yanal said:
Heres a question: Has your sibiling ever wanted to go to the washroom when u want 2?
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Yes, why? We have more than one so it's alright...usually.




I was typing my name on the members tree and ma lil bro's like type in catty's name, an am like no I'll get in trouble 'cause he's not a member :p and he's like nooo sign him up LOL ;D
 
my little bro and me are always messin around so whenever he does somethin bad I get him in trouble and then my mum comes and hits him, lol but whenever I do anythin my mum doesnt hit me and just pretends to shout at me
so this really gets him fustrated so he says 'mama hit him, go on hit him' then he'll bring my mums high heel shoes and offer it to her saying 'here mama, hit him, you never hit him! ;D lol he says this in such an innocent voice
 
Banu_Hashim said:
I can think of one thing that my little sister said to my grandmother that was funny (at the time).

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My grandma: "Did you miss me?"

My little sister: "oops!"
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lol :D
bless her! i can just imagine a cute little innocent face! kids blurt out the first thing that comes on their mind
 
My Husband and I took our son to the zoo a couple of weeks ago and when he saw a giraffe he was like: Abu can we get a giraffe? So my husband asked him where he would plan to keep it and he said: We can make it a house like Clifford!
 
UmmHasan said:
My Husband and I took our son to the zoo a couple of weeks ago and when he saw a giraffe he was like: Abu can we get a giraffe? So my husband asked him where he would plan to keep it and he said: We can make it a house like Clifford!
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He watches Clifford, he's siKKKKKKK, wa a G ;D
 
UmmHasan said:
lol...no he doesnt watch it becuase we dont have a tv...but he flips through the clifford storybooks.
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Aww send him over to Aunty TJ's house and we'll watch it together! It's like Barney you know, you can learn valuable lessons from Clifford. ;D
 
Pk_#2 said:
Aww send him over to Aunty TJ's house and we'll watch it together! It's like Barney you know, you can learn valuable lessons from Clifford. ;D
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:giggling: ... to make a long story short... we had a tv but I gave it away.
 
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my 6 yr old niece tends to be a little oversensitive and her 8 yr old brother just loves egging her on

him: *sees her crying* you are such a cry baby
her: im not a cry baby :mad: :'(:'(:'(:'(
him: *taking full advantage of the situation* well if you're not a cry baby, why are you crying :mmokay:
her: :mad: :'(:'(:'(:'(
 
:sl:Awww lolz kids are soo hilarious . This is abit evil loolz but soo funny ;D. So my cuzin was on this ride that just goes up and down .

She was acting like a really big girl ( only 4 :statisfie) and everytime it goes down she banged her mouth on the railing . i waas soo shocked .

Next thing you know she comes back and says im not a big girl & i was still in shock . My girl looked at me and smiled with red teeth with blood and screamed " strawberry mouuuthh " :p;D:exhausted:exhausted
 

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