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wen my best mate had her 2nd child her eldest daughter ws a little jealous...she wsnt gettin all da attention ne mo...well once wen dey wer all sat dwn watchin telly da little 1 let out wind n ma mates eldest daughter went up 2 er mum n sed..'mummy baby smelly...wen i fart only fresh air comes out...!!!
 
i was in playgroup with a 3 year old and had a little toy parrot i was pretending could talk.
*in squeeky voice* me: Hello, what is your name?
kid with ostrich toy: erm.. bird
me: hello bird
kid: no erm i'm parrot
kid: quack quack

haha you had to be there it was sooo funny.. bless kiddies they're soo cute.
 
aadil77 said:
lol cheeky girl, can 2 yr olds even talk?
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depends tbh some start earlier than others.

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the other day my nefue (3years old) saw my sister inlaw (his uncles wife) in a pretty dress so he went to his mummy and
said: mummy can i tell *so and so* that her dress is pretty MAR SHA ALLAH
his mummy: :) yes of course darling

walks to my sister inlaw and says: *so and so* you look prwiddiful MAR SHA ALLAH

:):):)
 
When visiting the sick....

really sweet kid pretending to be superman: 'my dad - he is so strong he had a heart attack and didn't even die' :uuh:
 
Aslam alaykum
well my little 4 year old said to me on his way home from creche the other day , mummy look at that black man and pointing , i wanted to crawl in to a corner and die lol, good job he didnt undestand , and so when i return to uk in summer inshallah bit edgy now as hes not around many black people ( im not being racist people ) and might get me head beat.
walaykum aslam ur sister in islam
 
Abu Sukkar said:
My neice- Mamoo what do you eat that makes your beard grow cos i eat and my beard doesnt grow!
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LoooooooooooL

thats how we trick my nefue to eat his veg... he like so wants a beard (hes 3 btw) and were like if u be a good boy and eat ur veg youll grow a beard like daddy. :X:X:X
 
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me when i saw a kid realizing that ive never seen my dads chin (cos he's always had a beard)

me: dad, have you got a chin?
dad: *starts laughing* why wouldnt i have one?
me: cos i've never seen it
dad: of course i do, come and feel it
me: runs hands through his beard and lo and behold dad had a chin!

:-[
 
Assalamu Alaikum

aamirsaab said:
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I was at my khala's house and we were doing some stock taking.
Her daughter, being who she is (a 3 year old human duracell bunny), gets involved.

Cousin A: ''How many packets do you have?''
Me: ''About 3 or 4. How many do you have, cousin A?''
Cousin A: ''1, 2....71!''

Later on in the day, cousin A proceeded to assault me. This involved pulling my hoody over my head, jumping on my back (I was kneeling down to count the stock) and strangling me (you know, when kiddies want a piggy-back ride and they ALWAYS without fail hold on tight to your kneck!].

She did this entire procedure 3 times in a row. Laughing maniacally all the way.
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haha, compared to what little kids have done to me to get a piggy-back ride, she sounds like an angel. It's like they do plan attacks: 1) Ask for a ride and when I say no, 2) they spread out their arms for a hug, and when hug is accomplished, 3) they pull my hair to get me down on my knees and then they strangle my neck pulling til I get up so that I can get them off of me, and once I get up 4) they pull harder on my hair as if my head is attached to reigns. Now that, THAT is abuse :cry:.

Fi aman Allah
w'salaam
 
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My cute little brother hugs me while I'm in rooku thinking I'm hugging the ground...
 
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MashAllah how old were you? My little sister and my little brother fight over who gets to play WII with me first....My little brother gives her a remote (the one that doesn't work) and keeps the working one for me and himself,and he says "Kalo(play)" And he thinks she doesn't understand.
 
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lol...how rude!:D....Bless him.

a 3 yr old i know... fave phrase:
i didn't deed it.
and the facial expression that goes with it... is a mighty weapon of self defence...
you have to laugh!
 
my 7 year old nephew asked his cousin sister 2 write his name on his exercise book and she sed '1 min let me fink'....(she ws finkin of wat style to write it his name in)....about 3 mins later my nephew in a veri angry voice sed 'wat is there to think about...do u not knw how to write my name'..! he took the pen frm her hand n wrote his name on a peice of paper n sed 'look only 5 letters...its not rocket science...! lol..!
we all could'nt stop laughing...it ws hallarious...!
 

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