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^^Ahhh that was sooo sweeeet!!!!!
 
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One day I was called to a principal’s office for one of my siblings
I went there thinking what the heck did my lil bro do this time
When I walked in I saw my lil sis grinning
I seriously thought I was hallucinating cuz as far as I knew my lil sis NEVER got in trouble in school
So I walked in glaring at my sis. I asked the principle what’s going on
And he’s like your sis beat up a kid in her class
And im like :muddlehea THAT’S NOT TRUE!! IT CANT BE! LAYLA’S AN ANGEL. SHE DOESN’T HIT KIDS!!
The principal just glared at me. So I ask my sis if it was true.
She grinned at me and told me “yep, I beat up that sucker”
Me: why layla? Why’d you do that for?
Sis: cuz he’s a Jew
Me: sooo?
Sis: I’m taking revenge for what the Jews did in Ghazza
Me: :muddlehea :omg:
 
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Cousins: ''Eeew, mummy and daddy were kissing, *giggle*''

Me: ''Look, cousin M there's your mum and dad''
cousin M: ''Where am I?''
Whilst watching the video footage of his mum and dad's wedding.
 
Assalamu Alaikum

Me: I need some advice..
Sis: ok what's your problem :D
Me: Soo what do I do if my friend hits me and I hit her back and then she doesnt want to be friends with me anymore?
sis: you go and you say "im sorryyyy"
Me: what if that doesnt work?
Sis: why wouldn't it work? :ooh: You say sorry and theyre supposed to say "thats ok!"
Me: we-ellll it doesn't work like that all the time..so what do I do?
sis: Ok you walk up to her and u fall down like this *trips* and then you start crying *gives sad eyes* so that they feel bad for you and you be friends again :D

Manipulation and emotional blackmail from a 5 yr old ;D

fi aman allah
w'salaam
 
hahahaha

one time we had guests over
my lil sis was serving tea
i was about to reach for a cup but she stopped me
telling me that she made a special one just for me.
So here i thought that she made the tea the way i like it
i started to drink it but it was extremely sour. She put salt instead of sugar
I didn’t want to make a scene so I was drinking it slowly
Each sip I took, I was giving her evil eyes. Just glaring at her
So I asked her how much “sugar” she put in my tea
She said, “not much, ONLY 3 table spoons”
 
God-is-great said:
hahahaha

one time we had guests over
my lil sis was serving tea
i was about to reach for a cup but she stopped me
telling me that she made a special one just for me.
So here i thought that she made the tea the way i like it
i started to drink it but it was extremely sour. She put salt instead of sugar
I didn’t want to make a scene so I was drinking it slowly
Each sip I took, I was giving her evil eyes. Just glaring at her
So I asked her how much “sugar” she put in my tea
She said, “not much, ONLY 3 table spoons”
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^Wow this reminds me of when we were on holiday n i decided to make milkshake for my siblings n there everyone thought they going to get some nice milkshake and i put salt in it instead of sugar (my fault, i should have labelled the containers when i packed them). It was so bad that we had to throw it away because no-one wanted to drink it! :embarrass
 
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^Wow this reminds me of when we were on holiday n i decided to make milkshake for my siblings n there everyone thought they going to get some nice milkshake and i put salt in it instead of sugar (my fault, i should have labelled the containers when i packed them). It was so bad that we had to throw it away because no-one wanted to drink it! :embarrass
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The thread is called "'Kids' Say The Funniest Thingz".
I think u've passed that stage..:zip:
 
kid: are you a mummy
me: erm no
kid: do you have a mummy?
me: yes
*kid walks away*

Most strange conversation i have ever had.
 
Yesterday I told a kid I could fly.
He said no I couldn't.
I asked why.
He said it was because I didn't have feathers.

The way the brains of children work is so interesting, they're so great to talk to..
 
I remember when I was teaching in a summer club a few years back, there was this lil' kid who was the sweetest thing ever, Masha'allah.
Kid: Yesterday I jumped off the bunk bed
Me: And why'd you do that?
Kid: Coz my brother told me
Me: And why'd he do that?
Kid: Because he just did and he's my brother.
Me: Okay..:rolleyes:
Kid: Let me finish what I'm saying
Me: ^o)
Kid: I prayed to my mum to watch over me and then I jumped and I didn't hurt myself.
Me: Why'd you pray to your mum?
Kid: Coz she's in Jannat with Allah. She's always watching over me. I know.
(Man did I cry when I got home. I'd been teaching him for 2 weeks and didn't know about his mum...)
 
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Little children and baths


My little brother doesn't like to take baths and he wakes up extremely late. Mornings are such a rush, my mom just changed his clothes and sent him off to school because he was being such a brat (underestimate of the imp he is)

My sister drops him off at preschool and she goes, "omer, you have crusty stuff on your face, go to the bathroom before you go see the teacher."

The teacher walks to him before he could go, "omer, come on in"

Omer - *frustrated from his crustiness, snaps back to the teacher* No, I got crust in my face!

lol. it's just the way he said it : P
 
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The other day, I walked to drop something at my friends house after she had left at my house.

I ring the doorbell and her little brother opens it.

Him- yeah, Asma didn't want to get it, so she sent me
Me - Here's her phone
Him - she hates you. *devilish grin*
Me - No she doesn't
Him - Yeah, she told me : P.
Me - Suuuure. :rolleyes:


That lil' instigator. :P. Always messing with people's minds.
 
My daughter when she was 5:

"The President of the Soviet Onion is Michael Gorvichops."

While we were at McDonalds "Daddy, can I get a super-sudzed fat soda, too?"

"Daddy, the cat coughed up another chair-ball on the rug!"
 
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My 3 yr old sister the other day, while my father was busy on the computer

Sister: Daddy, what u doing?
Daddy: I'm doing my work. Why u asking?
Sister: no, I don't think you doing ur work. I think you are just wasting time and playing games on the computer! :D

Oh this part aint funny, but I just though of it the other day:
When this sister of mine was, i think, 2 yrs old, she locked herself in the car with the keys inside n we needed to go for an appointment n we had to speak to her from the outside and use a whole lot of sign language to make her open the car for us. well, at least she didn't realise that she was in trouble coz then she would have been bawling n would never have opened it for us. (oh n btw, we didnt have the spare key anywhere near!) :phew

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BintAbee said:
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My 3 yr old sister the other day, while my father was busy on the computer

Sister: Daddy, what u doing?
Daddy: I'm doing my work. Why u asking?
Sister: no, I don't think you doing ur work. I think you are just wasting time and playing games on the computer! :D

Oh this part aint funny, but I just though of it the other day:
When this sister of mine was, i think, 2 yrs old, she locked herself in the car with the keys inside n we needed to go for an appointment n we had to speak to her from the outside and use a whole lot of sign language to make her open the car for us. well, at least she didn't realise that she was in trouble coz then she would have been bawling n would never have opened it for us. (oh n btw, we didnt have the spare key anywhere near!) :phew

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lol.Those are fond memories dat we'l cherish..(I'm missing her:cry:)..
 
Assalamu Alaikum

This just happened right now...one of those annoying companies called our house asking us if we wanted to have an international phone plan, my sister didn't know this though because it wasn't clearly stated on the caller ID, but she knew it was some annoying company so she wanted to prank them.

sis: hello?
guy: hello, is miss so and so available?
sis: *in a very fobby accent* me no speak very good english ;D
guy: what language do you speak :ooh:
sis: i speak arabic (thinkin the dude was a non-arab speaker or something)
guy: 7adritik bitkalami 3arabi :ooh: (which means "you speak arabic??" in arabic)
sis: :muddlehea

fi aman allah
w'salaam
 
One of my younger cousins is pretty funny. She's only like 8 and when I came over to visit my uncle, drew me this letter with hearts and a picture of me. She kept hiding from me everytime I entered a room too.

I was like...:exhausted

My little brother was like LOL!!!!
 
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i remember once when my lil sis was like 2 1/2 years old
she couldnt speak at that time. as far as i knew, she could only say mama n baba
so she did something one day that annoyed me n i hit her lightly on the shoulder
all of a sudden she started crying n screaming "***** (my name) hit me. she hit me"
n i was literally like this :O :eek: "U CAN SPEAK?!!!!!!!!"
then my dad was like "oooooh, u though she can't speak eh? u got caught rite handed"
:uuh:
 

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