Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

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Alpha Dude said:
Lool, I'll have to admit that the way you described him did indeed make him come across as a spoilt brat. :X
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Re: Issues with expression. That's why I felt the need to say that he isn't. I am so aware of the fact that what I am writing is not in tune with what I am trying to say.

:)
 
Oh oh...

The first time my little brother went on an aeroplane, he was trying to explain his experience to us. Whilst trying to explain one of his encounters with an air hostess to us, he couldn't work out what they were called so his sentence turned out to be:

"...see those men that help you...the SLAVES..."
 
Saifur-Rahmaan said:
"i'm hotter than the sun" <-- he was sitting next to the radiator.
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Ahaha...one of my bestfriends little students had his feet infront of the heater and he was too short to kick it away so after ten minutes of trying to catch my friends attention (and her ignoring him coz she thought he was being silly) he called out.. "Miss...MY FOOT'S ON FIRE!"
 
lol funny stuff... my nefue said his mama [mums brother] wears a pink dress and fights ... looks like men like pink then... :X

wa/salam
 
Theres nothing wrong with pink. In grade 7 my teachered volunteered me to wear pink on pink day. It's on feb 24/25 btw.
 
Jazakumullah Khair for the thread..Its really soothing to the heart..

My lil sis is 3yrz old..she broke a glass 1 day and instead of being afraid of gettin a scolding, she pointed to the shattered glass on the floor and sed 2 my mum:" Look @ this clutter. It's Ayesha's fault!" :D


(Ayesha is my younger sister by the way)
 
Lil cousin who's 5 years old (LC): Will you buy me a nintendo DS?
Me: What for?
LC: It's my birthday soon.
Me: You sure you don't want something else?
LC: It's ONLY £100.
Me: But you're gonna break it.
LC: No I won't, I'll play with it forever!
Me: You said that about the other things I bought for you.
LC: Don't you love me any more?
Me::><:
 
:sl: My lecturer told us that, wen she was little, she went to the hair-dresser for her first formal haircut..the hair-dresser(HD) tried to make casual conversation with her(L)...

HD: so, is your dad a doctor?
L: yes
HD: oh ok. so where does he practice?
L: my dad doesn't practice. He knows his work!:coolalien
 
loool these r wiked stories

my baby nephew (only 6 months) loves me to bits n now he's reached the stage wer he recognises people by scratching their faces even with no nails
it hurts loadzzz but in a cute way
 
Musaafirah said:
Lil cousin who's 5 years old (LC): Will you buy me a nintendo DS?
Me: What for?
LC: It's my birthday soon.
Me: You sure you don't want something else?
LC: It's ONLY £100.
Me: But you're gonna break it.
LC: No I won't, I'll play with it forever!
Me: You said that about the other things I bought for you.
LC: Don't you love me any more?
Me::><:
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my little brother says the same things like when he wanted a xbox he said: its ONLY £200 :D
 
in primary school the kids have their own little school email addresses where they can send emails to each other, so my little brother got an email:

friend: which mossque do you go?
little brother: i go to maulisaabs house on fairway road :D

lol he thought 'molvi saab' was his name
 
awww lol
da lil kid next door to my cuzn was asked wat religion he followed and the reply was..........
wait for it..................................................................

terrorist......
:S
 
lol
my lil sis (4 yrz at that time) thought that tornados starts forming from the ground.
so one day she was like:
sis: yusuf, how come ppl are soooo dumb?
me: huh? :?
sis: when a tornado comes why cant they just get rid of it before it becomes bigger and bigger?
me: what do you mean Shorty?
sis: well if it was me and i saw a tornado starting to form, I would stump on it until it disappear :D
me: tornadoes starts forming from the clouds layla
sis: na-uhhhhhhhhhhh. Geeeeeeeeeez grownups are sooooo dumb!! tornados starts out little from the ground. Ppl can just stump on it and stop it from becoming bigger and bigger
me: <_< right, well next time they give out tornado warning, you can help me get rid of it. How about that?
sis? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, then we can save the world!!!!
me: aha, sure thing shorty ^o)
 
Once lovingly i gave my nephew a pat. he started shouting on me ,may be he was 2 years old. then i said i did it lovingly. he said if you love you dont beat. then i asked then what does one do. he said , you bring him chocolate , you bring him ice cream you take him to the prank. i was like - no options left
 

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