Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

I before the e except after C, though there are exceptions such as: beige, freight, heinous, neighbour etc etc..

Whenever I told my teachers about the exceptions, they threw me out of the nearest window.

Well, actually they didn't.

But if they wanted to, they could have. At worst it's an option. At best it's a legitimate and effective pre-school teaching method.

Anyway, where have the beans gone?

They've frozen solid, mid-stool sample.

Not in my stool-sample, you understand.

Why tea? Why not Hot chocolate with marshmallows and chocolate chunks?

Because Arvinder Grewal of Channel 4's 'The Family' loves his chai.

'Poli! Want cup of tea!'

He deserves his own sitcom.

I'm in a dilemma. I think.

To Masters? Or not Masters? If I do so meself, it'll cost £5,000 for 1 year ..
Or from work, free, but it'll take 3 years...

There are two ways to approach this problem.

The first way involves talking it over with your family and friends, thinking deeply about what you'd most like to do, and what would most help you to accomplish your future plans, possibly seeing a careers advisor, and making special duas to ensure that whatever you choose, you are successful.

The second way involves twigs and a peanut.

What happened to 'Minaz' or was that name a euphemism for something else? I don't want to go to page one to find out...

Minaz is a very real person. He is also very absent from this thread. Because he is very-much busily employed.

also I get the urge to carry a skillet and a hot water bottle and a hemostat whoever I go, how can I stop this insanity and regain myself respect?

Tell yourself that if you ever indulge that urge, you'll balance a peanut on your nose, and if the peanut ever falls off, you'll shove twigs up your nostrils.

This handy method will not only gain you self-respect, it will also grant you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to experience neurosurgery from the perspective of the patient.

Next!

 

[tw009]

I hate Mondays!!!:raging:

 

[Getoffmyback]

Need help. . .We are on a hommos contest lebanon vs israel . Both sides claiming that hommos was created by them.
Donate your hommos to lebanon we'r going to the six tones plate of hommos this summer. Peace.

 

[Getoffmyback]

Hey what i said is not a joke So don't think i'm making fun or So.

Lebanon is suing israel for claiming that hommos is created by israelis . The lebanese minister of tourism said : israel wants to take over even the hommos history .

So really this summer lebanon will break the world of the largest hommos platter it will be recorded in this ginis book or So . Six tones .

Last record was by israel 5 tones.

I just wanted to say that its not a joke

 

[Muezzin]

I hate Mondays!!!:raging:

Need help. . .We are on a hommos contest lebanon vs israel . Both sides claiming that hommos was created by them.
Donate your hommos to lebanon we'r going to the six tones plate of hommos this summer. Peace.

Do you mean hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas?

I misread your post and thought you were requesting six tonnes of homos.

Hey what i said is not a joke So don't think i'm making fun or So.

Lebanon is suing israel for claiming that hommos is created by israelis . The lebanese minister of tourism said : israel wants to take over even the hommos history .

So really this summer lebanon will break the world of the largest hommos platter it will be recorded in this ginis book or So . Six tones .

Last record was by israel 5 tones.

I just wanted to say that its not a joke

Well, good for Lebanon breaking the Guinness World Record for the largest platter of hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas.

That has to be the single most awesome World Record in existence, unless one also exists for the world's largest bag of Mini Eggs, in which case hummus/homous/mashed chickpeas become the second most awesome World Record in existence.

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[Re.TiReD]

Mm

Hmm

I really wanna paint but I dont have any canvasses

My mum said I'm allowed to graffiti on my walls but that was a long time ago

Do you think I'm still allowed or should I ask again and risk her saying no :><:

My spray paints on the back have a warning that says some body (not somebody but a body) in california discovered that they can cause cancer, should I be afraid? Coz I'm not. And I love the smell.

 

[tango92]

i spent an hour at the gym doing squats and now my legs are hurted

my hair is longer than my beard. i feel like a bad muslim

 

[Getoffmyback]

How many tapes do i need to play GTA On my commodore 64 ?

 

[Muezzin]

Mm

Hmm

I really wanna paint but I dont have any canvasses

I know where you're coming from. I want to eat but I don't have any food.

My mum said I'm allowed to graffiti on my walls but that was a long time ago

Do you think I'm still allowed or should I ask again and risk her saying no :><:

You could just buy some canvasses. But if that's too lame, you should do the next most awesome thing and actually ask your mother. Graffiti on your bedroom walls is no good reason to get kicked out of the house.

My spray paints on the back have a warning that says some body (not somebody but a body) in california discovered that they can cause cancer, should I be afraid? Coz I'm not. And I love the smell.

Who has two eyes and loves solvent abuse?

This guy:

i spent an hour at the gym doing squats and now my legs are hurted

My legs farted once. It was really weird, and it made my trousers billow. Maybe that's why parachute pants exist.

Oh, you mean your legs hurt because of all the squats?

As a wise, insane, horribly scarred supervillain once said - whatever doesn't kill you only makes you... stranger.

my hair is longer than my beard. i feel like a bad muslim

Are you familiar with barbers?

How many tapes do i need to play GTA On my commodore 64 ?

Depends.

For the first and second, you might only need one tape, and get to play a stripped-down version of those games.

For the 3D titles, you'd need every single cassette tape in the entire universe.

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[Getoffmyback]

Actually i did the calculations and would like to share the wow knowledge with the world.

I will need 90352 cassette tape and it will take 5421175 minutes or 90352 hours or 3764 days or 10.31 years for the game to load . And lets say each tape will cost 2$ So thats 180704$ to play GTA NICE.

Ok that was So geeky.

 

[tw009]

I have wasted sooo much time!!!

 

[جوري]

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This is frikin hilarious ;D;D;D;D;D;D

I have a headache and a sore throat do you think gyrating like that will cure it? rofl

 

[Periwinkle18]

im watching tv too much what should i do to stop tht??

 

[aamirsaab]

Actually i did the calculations and would like to share the wow knowledge with the world.

I will need 90352 cassette tape and it will take 5421175 minutes or 90352 hours or 3764 days or 10.31 years for the game to load . And lets say each tape will cost 2$ So thats 180704$ to play GTA NICE.

Ok that was So geeky.

We have once before bestowed a gift on our clients for their awesomeness. Consider yourself one of the few, mighty and elite. BEHOLD YOUR GIFT!

I have wasted sooo much time!!!

It's funny because now you wasted my time. I'm in a good mood today so I'll lol instead of ban.

This is frikin hilarious ;D;D;D;D;D;D

I have a headache and a sore throat do you think gyrating like that will cure it? rofl

It might. The affects of gyrating like that dude in the vid haven't been fully studied. Would you like to be our guinea pig for this experiment? Electric-floored cage provided as standard.

im watching tv too much what should i do to stop tht??

Not to sound like a Geek or anything but you could try turning the t.v off.

Failing that: I suppose you could try gyrating. It's gotta be good for something, right?

 

[Periwinkle18]

Not to sound like a Geek or anything but you could try turning the t.v off.

Failing that: I suppose you could try gyrating. It's gotta be good for something, right?

to turn the tv lolz i dun think tht cn happen

n anotha ques whts gyrating??

 

[جوري]

It might. The affects of gyrating like that dude in the vid haven't been fully studied. Would you like to be our guinea pig for this experiment? Electric-floored cage provided as standard.

Did you say a thousand gold guinea for gyrating like that? sure.. the electricfloor might just be what the doctor ordered, when do we get started?

^o)

and do you know if this has any side effects on the boogers?

 

[Re.TiReD]

I want to wake up tomorrow with the middle eastern version of PS installed on my PC and an amazing ability to use it and use it well :skeleton:

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Lol awesome thread...I have a problem also , can you fix mine too ?;D

 

[Beardo]

I need some good excuses on why I could not do my homework.

 

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

This thread isnt functioning since more than a month now!! WHY??:mmokay: