Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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At the time of writing he is most definitely... alive.
I don't know his name either. I shall call him Treacle Singh.τhε ṿαlε'ṡ lïlÿ;1387366 said:
I think I should be his sidekickWhat do you say Muezzin?
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How do I become a computer boffin in the fastest possible time? :-\
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2 weeks and no reply?!!
That must be a record.
What to do about very very annoying senior staff?! (Not senior as in aging, but senior as in rank)
That must be a record.
What to do about very very annoying senior staff?! (Not senior as in aging, but senior as in rank)
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Can you tell me (with the proper Islamic sources) when we can expect the freezing of Hell to take place? The reason I ask is because this girl I was interested in told me she would accept my marriage offer only after the day Hell freezes over... I'm looking forward to this joyous day, but I would like to have some kind of knowledge regarding when it will occur so that I can start planning the wedding. So far no scholars have been able to help me, although one scholar did go off on a twenty minute rant regarding the stupidity of todays youth... I have no idea where that came from though.
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Muezzin
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Eat a computer.
I'm sure that's what all good computing courses entail.
If it is, do I get money?
Or you could just talk to them.
Inshallah you will get great grades, and I will make dua.
In case you don't, a little imagination and a lot of Tip-Ex can alter any report card to display straight A's.
Er...
Well, my commute to work in the morning can be hell, especially when it's frozen over, so from a certain point of view hell has already frozen over and your fair maiden should therefore gladly accept your hand in marriage.
Alternatively, you could slay a dragon.
Because that's why.
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Had parent's evening today and I find it really awkward knowing what to say when parents first walk in and also just when they're about to leave because when you're done they still sit there waiting for you to say something else and it's like umm well I'm done now...so yeah...I've told you all you need to know about your kid so....*shuffles papers*.....*clears throat*....ahem, that's it! BUT THEY'RE STILL THERE! Gah!
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Is today, Monday 27 December 2010, not a Christmas bank holiday? If you live in the UK that is.
Just sit there and nod. Does the job.
Unless it gives you a severe case of neck-strain.
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Probably is a bank holiday for those fortunate indivudals working for people who care for the sanity of their employees...Oops better not let the Head hear me saying that :><:
I'd sit and nod if I was the one doing the listening and they the talking, but I'm suposed to be the one telling them how awesome their child is.
Edit: I don't work in a secular state school.
I'd sit and nod if I was the one doing the listening and they the talking, but I'm suposed to be the one telling them how awesome their child is.
Edit: I don't work in a secular state school.
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If the head is female, I apologise, for there is no such book as the Demon Headmistress. Just exposes these bloody glass ceilings.
Wouldn't glass ceilings melt in hell?
Ah. Well, in the future, when they first come in you could greet them, ask them how they are, crack a joke, the usual sort of small talk to get them settled. I trust you would have notes (grades etc) on the particular child ready, to which you can refer when informing the parents of the student's progress. Then closing the conversation is a matter of perhaps simply saying words to the effect of 'well, that's all, do you have any questions for me?'
Failing that, just nod until they go away.
But it's a bank holiday! If it's good for the goose, it's good for the banker.
Or something.
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^^Is that for real? Which Mario game is it?!
In answer to your previous reply, I can't bash 'em. (They don't make us attend Violence and aggression courses for no reason!)
Talking won't help, when I'm serious, they think I'm joking. Even when I insult them! Do people take me for a joke eh?!!
Also, we have to come up with a fair way of being rota'd (not sure if that's a word) on to the bank holiday working system. Someone suggested picking names out of a hat. What would you suggest?
AND they're trying to make us work 24/7!! (They being the employers who don't have a life)
In answer to your previous reply, I can't bash 'em. (They don't make us attend Violence and aggression courses for no reason!)
Talking won't help, when I'm serious, they think I'm joking. Even when I insult them! Do people take me for a joke eh?!!
Also, we have to come up with a fair way of being rota'd (not sure if that's a word) on to the bank holiday working system. Someone suggested picking names out of a hat. What would you suggest?
AND they're trying to make us work 24/7!! (They being the employers who don't have a life)
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Assalaamu`Alaaykum
Is there anyway i can get a different colour nick? if so, how, please explain!
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Someone in this house (not saying it's me) seems to be newly addicted to Jaffa Cakes. Is it possible to wean them off this addiction?
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Do as James Bond does.
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How do you create that gifs?
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I believe it is known as 'Mario Kart'.
I wish my job required me to attend a Violence and Aggression Course.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Uh...
Have you ever heard of the ancient art of 'eeny meeny miney mo'?
Either that's an exaggeration, or your employers have no regard for employment law.
In any case, here's Mario battering Spider-Man.
You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me.Pєαяℓ σf Wιѕ∂σм;1397825 said:
Alternatively, you could ask zAk.
Buy them a packet of cigarettes.
Chocolate cigarettes.
A magician never reveals his tricks. Especially when he does not know how to perform them.
When I need a dose of reality, I like to punch myself in the face.
Well, actually, I don't, but I suppose it would stop me laughing uncontrollably.
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