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[Flame of Hope]

Flaminator walks stealthily across the street in IB Town. Wonders why it's deserted. Must invite some geeky members to join the club.

Decides to place an ad.

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Wanted! Members for IB Town!

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.
2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.
3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.
4. Must be a human being.
5. Must be able to type.

Benefits of joining:

To be determined.

 

[Who Am I?]

A job offer? I suppose I should get a haircut and some new shoes, then...

 

[Flame of Hope]

A job offer? I suppose I should get a haircut and some new shoes, then...

You're hired.

 

[Who Am I?]

You're hired.

OK, what do I have to do and how much does it pay? Do I get any benefits?

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Assalaamu Alaaykum

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.

I dont suffer from attacks of boredom so alHamdulilaah its not me

2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.

Im not geeky..so yep nothing is 'negotiatable'..

3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.

I dont have any ideas on how to cheer Li members up, so this job is for someone else

4. Must be a human being.

Unfortunately, this i cannot escape, but i failed the rest : D

5. Must be able to type.

see above Q 4 :-\

Hope you find the 'wanted' member..

.. peace ..

 

[Flame of Hope]

Hope you find the 'wanted' member..

You are definitely hired.

 

[Flame of Hope]

OK, what do I have to do and how much does it pay? Do I get any benefits?

As of now we have the following departments that need management:

1. The Sweet Shop

2. The Pet Shop

3. The Coffee Shop

4. The Book Shop

Make your selection please.

Uh....as for pay and benefits, that will be determined by the Council. The council right now consists of zero members. But to give you an idea of what you can expect, your payment could be:

1. a smile.

2. a nod of appreciation.

3. a salute.

4. a greeting of Assalaamu alaykum.

5. chewing gum.

6. more geeky people joining IB Town.

 

[Who Am I?]

I think the pet shop for me. I love animals.

I don't chew gum, so any of the others will suffice.

 

[Ghazalah]

The council right now consists of zero members.

The council has one member! Miss Ghazalah :coolious:

 

[sister herb]

4. Must be a human being.

Is this really necessary one? Does it mean I can´t bring my teddies with me?

 

[Futuwwa]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

 

[sister herb]

As of now we have the following departments that need management:

1. The Sweet Shop

2. The Pet Shop

3. The Coffee Shop

4. The Book Shop

Make your selection please.

Don´t you have any restaurant there?

Or hotel?

Any need of electricians to power plant?

(Some better than this one...

 

[sister herb]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

Maybe if you will create to IB Town own bat-hattivatti farm.

 

[Flame of Hope]

Don´t you have any restaurant there?

Or hotel?

Any need of electricians to power plant?

(Some better than this one...

You are now hired to start the restaurant, the hotel and also the power plant.

By the way, thought I might mention we have need for some brooms and mops. To clean up the streets. Too much confetti everywhere you know.

 

[Flame of Hope]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

Anyone who satisfies any one of the eligibility points is immediately hired. FYI.

So sure. You're in. Just watch out for those balloons and candy all over the place. You don't want to fly away or get a tooth ache.

 

[sister herb]

Someone mentioned balloons?

And confetti?

Ready to cause more mess to streets of this new town...

 

[sister herb]

But who will be ready to clean then? I afraid it is difficult to find any volunteer.

 

[Futuwwa]

Do I get to be the town's official mad scientist? I can double as vizier of education and head of the experimental candymaking lab.

 

[Flame of Hope]

Do I get to be the town's official mad scientist? I can double as vizier of education and head of the experimental candymaking lab.

This is a case for the Official Magician of IB Town - sister harb. She can transform you into a mad scientist or mad hatter... mad whatever... in a snap. A wave of her magic wand and POOF!

But you might want to be a lil careful there. She's a little new with this job and might goof up sometimes.

 

[sister herb]

Ok what sound this kind of five starts hotel:

there is excellent restaurant

comfortable beds for best sleeps you have ever had

beauty salon for ladies of course

beach is near

(modern) air-conditioning

and a lot of more surprises...