I'm a good swimmer, but afraid of sharks
Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks.
and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks, in which case: swim for your life!
You're hired for The Shark Circus.
Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks. and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks , in which case: swim for your life!
Location: Conference Room of IB Town Office
Participants: Captain Woodrow:shade: and Admiral Tilmeez:exhausted
Agenda: Handling of A Group who hires towners without prior Permission of Town Office^o)
Situation: Capt Woody shows Adm Tilmeez an advertisement from a resident of IB Town who is hiring towners without prior permission of Town Office.
Captain. (In loud hard and merciless voice) I wonder what you and other official staff are doing on earth? This bunch of stupid towners is doing what they please. Is this what you were hired for? (Coughs hard):raging:
Admiral: Sir, we are on it! We have already planted our spy Ramadhan in the group. He is updating office on hourly basis. So to be honest, there is nothing much to worry about. Also I have made sure Ramadhan has completed our Special Laser Infraction Gun course before joining them. :shade:
Captain: Which Laser Gun?
Admiral: Sir, you forgot your own invention? This one?:raging:
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Captain: Captain takes the gun and examines it and mindlessly asks What’s are the special features of this Gun.mg:
Admiral: Sir, This gun fires a maximum 200 Laser Storms (Infractions) and minimum 5. Where 5 storms have minimal effects and 200 got max. The one who gets 200 is never able to enter the town in his life time. :skeleton:
Captain: Hmmm, Good. I don't remember when I invented it.:exhausted I just need reports on daily basis. I will detail my kitten to read them for me and suggest possible course of action.:nervous:
Admiral: Aye Aye, sire!
lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!
Be quiet there sis Flame; we have to make those officers believe we haven´t any other plans to resist than only some barricades and hippie demonstrations. While they believe they can control us, we have jobs to do in the back yard.
First: need to convene our cavalry- almost ready![]()
Second: take contact to S.Belle and ask her return back to earth (where in the outer space she is now?)![]()
Third: make sure our air defence is ok![]()
Fourth: navy forces?![]()
Fifth: take control of transportation (including all railways)![]()
Also: take care about personal self-defence:![]()
Decide how far we are ready to go...![]()
Use propaganda against our "enemy" to make them not so sharp when it is time to take power:![]()
Hmmm... did I forget something?
Now where did I put that tie-dye shirt and peace symbol?
Yes please some help. I was checking our border areas and now... little oops happened. Could you bring some pillows under of my locations?
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