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Ah, Flame's not playing fair now. You know I can't resist puppies/dogs.

You really didn't think I was not going to have a dog section in the pet shop, did you? :D
 
I'm a good swimmer, but afraid of sharks

Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks.
and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks :D, in which case: swim for your life!
 


Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks.
and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks :D, in which case: swim for your life!

You're hired for The Shark Circus.
 
Sister Flame

I would like to tell you that I HIRED MYSELF, SO im IN
HAHAHA

Dont hesitate to take out my ID pls
 
Location: Conference Room of IB Town Office

Participants: Captain Woodrow:shade: and Admiral Tilmeez:exhausted

Agenda:
Handling of A Group who hires towners without prior Permission of Town Office^o)

Situation:
Capt Woody shows Adm Tilmeez an advertisement from a resident of IB Town who is hiring towners without prior permission of Town Office.

Captain. (In loud hard and merciless voice) I wonder what you and other official staff are doing on earth? This bunch of stupid towners is doing what they please. Is this what you were hired for? (Coughs hard):raging:

Admiral
: Sir, we are on it! We have already planted our spy Ramadhan in the group. He is updating office on hourly basis. So to be honest, there is nothing much to worry about. Also I have made sure Ramadhan has completed our Special Laser Infraction Gun course before joining them. :shade:

Captain
: Which Laser Gun?:p

Admiral
: Sir, you forgot your own invention? This one?:raging:
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Captain: Captain takes the gun and examines it and mindlessly asks What’s are the special features of this Gun.:omg:

Admiral
: Sir, This gun fires a maximum 200 Laser Storms (Infractions) and minimum 5. Where 5 storms have minimal effects and 200 got max. The one who gets 200 is never able to enter the town in his life time. :skeleton:

Captain
: Hmmm, Good. I don't remember when I invented it.:exhausted I just need reports on daily basis. I will detail my kitten to read them for me and suggest possible course of action.:nervous:

Admiral
: Aye Aye, sire!
 
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Flameeeeeeeeeeee... those bureaucrats of IB town are planning campaing against free joining to the town! We need create more civilian activism for protecting our rights!

Barricades? Demonstrations? Who will bring some tires to burn?

Which one is better?
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or
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Anyways,
for our rights!
 
Hippies or pirates...

Yaargh! We'll hang their gizzards from the yardarm!

Spare the puppies, of course...
 
Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks. and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks , in which case: swim for your life!

Yes, I know :) I believe I was traumatized by a shark attack that happened while I was vacationing at the beach with family as a very young child. Luckily, nobody was seriously injured, but the sharks did tip over one family's boat. I was, understandably I think, extremely frightened.
 
Oh, hippies are definitely better. I love a good peaceful demonstration; I've been to several. In fact, this brings back memories of the time when I was forcibly taken to the principal's office back in sixth grade for civil disobedience. I had tried to impeach the president of our Student Council :D
 
Ok hippies then (return the tires please). But still I think we should have something for emercency situations like
even to remind those officers that we are serious.
 
Location: Conference Room of IB Town Office

Participants: Captain Woodrow:shade: and Admiral Tilmeez:exhausted

Agenda:
Handling of A Group who hires towners without prior Permission of Town Office^o)

Situation:
Capt Woody shows Adm Tilmeez an advertisement from a resident of IB Town who is hiring towners without prior permission of Town Office.

Captain. (In loud hard and merciless voice) I wonder what you and other official staff are doing on earth? This bunch of stupid towners is doing what they please. Is this what you were hired for? (Coughs hard):raging:

Admiral
: Sir, we are on it! We have already planted our spy Ramadhan in the group. He is updating office on hourly basis. So to be honest, there is nothing much to worry about. Also I have made sure Ramadhan has completed our Special Laser Infraction Gun course before joining them. :shade:

Captain
: Which Laser Gun?:p

Admiral
: Sir, you forgot your own invention? This one?:raging:


Captain: Captain takes the gun and examines it and mindlessly asks What’s are the special features of this Gun.:omg:

Admiral
: Sir, This gun fires a maximum 200 Laser Storms (Infractions) and minimum 5. Where 5 storms have minimal effects and 200 got max. The one who gets 200 is never able to enter the town in his life time. :skeleton:

Captain
: Hmmm, Good. I don't remember when I invented it.:exhausted I just need reports on daily basis. I will detail my kitten to read them for me and suggest possible course of action.:nervous:

Admiral
: Aye Aye, sire!

Ghazalah of the council, we have an emergency. Red alert!

Sister harb - keep an eye on the Shark Master. Report any suspicious moves.

IB Towners and the recipient of The Silly Girl Award..... and you there, yes, you silly puppies running around Just a Guy in the Pet Shop...... we have got terrible news!!!

OUR IB TOWN HIDEOUT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!! :omg:

Can anyone think of a good disguise for our town? sister harb, surely you got more ideas that having barricades, demonstrations and burning tires.
 
Be quiet there sis Flame; we have to make those officers believe we haven´t any other plans to resist than only some barricades and hippie demonstrations. While they believe they can control us, we have jobs to do in the back yard.

First: need to convene our cavalry
- almost ready

Second: take contact to S.Belle and ask her return back to earth (where in the outer space she is now?)


Third: make sure our air defence is ok
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Fourth: navy forces?
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Fifth: take control of transportation (including all railways)
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Also: take care about personal self-defence:
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Decide how far we are ready to go...
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Use propaganda against our "enemy" to make them not so sharp when it is time to take power:
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Hmmm... did I forget something?
 
lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

 
lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

Yes please some help. I was checking our border areas and now... little oops happened. Could you bring some pillows under of my locations?

 
Moose cavalry. Nice.

I can hide the puppies in a safe location.

Now where did I put that tie-dye shirt and peace symbol?
 
Be quiet there sis Flame; we have to make those officers believe we haven´t any other plans to resist than only some barricades and hippie demonstrations. While they believe they can control us, we have jobs to do in the back yard.

First: need to convene our cavalry
- almost ready

Second: take contact to S.Belle and ask her return back to earth (where in the outer space she is now?)


Third: make sure our air defence is ok
isj7f2tstsvj-1.gif


Fourth: navy forces?
t03qppsz4xwr-1.gif


Fifth: take control of transportation (including all railways)
k3lnrsefpeat-1.gif


Also: take care about personal self-defence:
z1yyzctr09xs-1.png


Decide how far we are ready to go...
h7wxf8lzfd09-1.gif


Use propaganda against our "enemy" to make them not so sharp when it is time to take power:
39oo46ey0ljo-1.gif


Hmmm... did I forget something?

sister harb I was not wrong to hire you as The Official Magician of IB Town. Great ideas there! I could never have guessed you had all these plans brewing behind those disguised barricades, demonstrations and burning tires.

We have to get our army together. You're hired as Commander Harb. Or if you prefer General Harb. Take your pick.

Shhh..... make sure this is kept top secret.
 
Admiral Tilmeez: Tango calling Rango... Tango Calling Over.:shade:

Spy Ramadhan
: Rango here over

AT
: How do you hear me? Over.

SR
: Loud and Clear Sir! Over.:exhausted

AT
: Rango I have received some unpleasant reports from the group. Over.:raging:

SR
: Yes Sir! I can also sense the same. And I suggest FAD (First Attack Doctrine):skeleton:. Over.

AT
: That's good but we need some criminal charges against them to do so. Over.

SR
: There must be a way out, Admiral. Over.:p

AT
: Yes there is one. Listen carefully soldier, I don't want any mess neither from you nor from that old Captain and his "Wise" kitten:nervous:. Just set the gun on 200 storms and burn anyone you feel can create a mess around:raging:. Just make sure they don't find the "Remainings" and leave every other thing on me. Over.

SR
: OKey Doky Sir. I have been waiting for this moment for ages. I want to test this magical gun for its maximum...:shade: Muhahahahaha Over.

AT
: You just keep me posted with every step you take. Over and All!:skeleton:
 
Now where did I put that tie-dye shirt and peace symbol?

Very good, Agent Just a Guy. You're hired as the New Secret Spy. Head on over to the island and make friends with the master of The Shark Circus. Tell him you need a few sharks for your pet shop, get friendly and then get all the juicy details about their covert undercover operation. Report back to Commander Harb. Good luck!

P.S. Watch out for his gun. It's deadly.
 
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Yes please some help. I was checking our border areas and now... little oops happened. Could you bring some pillows under of my locations?


here i m with these two.. are they enough.. dont think you are as fat to need more.. :p
hypoallergenic-pillow.jpg
 
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