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[Flame of Hope]

lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

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You're hired to train The Ninja Warriors. Report to duty immediately.

 

[sister herb]

To Flame: I can see they have started to prepare they first attack. We better change tactic to "hit and disappear". Everyone ready?

As we are invisible, they casualties will rise by "friendly fire".


Attention to all secret agents: remember "hit and disappear" with all your actions!

Commander Harb

 

[sister herb]

here i m with these two.. are they enough.. dont think you are as fat to need more..

Thanks about pillows. They were perfect and are still usefull if we need them in some close fighting situation.

Have everyone also they clubs with you if need to use "cave man tactic"? It may sounds old fashioned but its still very effective.

 

[Who Am I?]

*At the shark island* :nervous:

OK, I'm here to see a man about a shark.

I want one that can eat Richard Dreyfuss every time I watch "Jaws". And might as well make it eat George Lucas too for making the horrible Star Wars prequals.

So, do you have anything like that around here or do I have to train them myself?

 

[sister herb]

Here is one which I just captured. It feels quite hungry.

Commander Harb who is in secret mission in somewhere in secret place (and hardly even knows by herself where actually but it is as military secret anyways)

 

[Haya emaan]

You're hired to train The Ninja Warriors. Report to duty immediately.

m here already started my duty..

 

[Who Am I?]

OK, I'm off to shark train. "Eat Richard Dreyfuss! Get him!"

Now I need a backhoe and a team of diggers. I think it's time to put a moat in my yard...

 

[Flame of Hope]

SR: OKey Doky Sir. I have been waiting for this moment for ages. :shade:I want to test this magical gun for its maximum... Muhahahahaha Over.

Attention IB Town members.

We cannot win. These aliens are too sophisticated with their technology. They have magical gun and unknown scary super powers.

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

Captain Woody whose real name is Grumpy-Two-Shoes is well-known for his merciless treatment of captives. How about we remind him about his Islamic duties and appeal to his forgotten ability to have mercy over poor and innocent little IB Town members?

Or if you prefer, we could capture spy Ramadhan and hold him hostage..... we can tell those meddling aliens that they better pay ransom or else!!!!! mg:

Decision is in your court, my respected, honorable IB town folk.

Decide wisely.

Peace and the power of mercy be with you.

 

[Flame of Hope]

To Flame: I can see they have started to prepare they first attack. We better change tactic to "hit and disappear". Everyone ready?

As we are invisible, they casualties will rise by "friendly fire".


Attention to all secret agents: remember "hit and disappear" with all your actions!

Commander Harb

Excellent tactic, sister harb.

Attention IB Town members! Follow directions from Commander Harb right away.

You there, Just a Guy..... abort operation Richard Dreyfuss. The new tactic is now to hit and vanish. Race on now to get the Invisible potion from sister harb.

BEST PLAN EVER YOU COME UP WITH, sister harb. Those aliens couldn't possibly match our "invisible" strength. Mwaha ha ha ha ha! :Evil:

 

[Who Am I?]

Right, aborting operation Richard Dreyfuss.

Now where is sister harb? Don't tell me she drank her potion already... :embarrass

She ninja'ed me...

 

[Just_A_Girl13]

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

I think I can help with that I love arguing-- I mean.... negotiating, of course;D

 

[Beardo]

Do I qualify? If you let me in and keep it secret from the staff, I'll donate a million reps to the cause. :O *writers out a check*

 

[Flame of Hope]

IB Town members. We just won The Billion Dollar Lottery.

Think of all the improvements we can make to the town with that sorta money!!!! mg:

Come and welcome Captain Beardo to the club.

P.S. Let this be a super hushed up affair. We do not want our delicious lottery to vanish into thin air.

 

[Flame of Hope]

To Beardo, The Wonder Chap:

We warmly and heartily welcome you to IB Town. What refreshments would you like? Our IB Towners are at your service.

 

[sister herb]

Attention IB Town members.

We cannot win. These aliens are too sophisticated with their technology. They have magical gun and unknown scary super powers.

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

Captain Woody whose real name is Grumpy-Two-Shoes is well-known for his merciless treatment of captives. How about we remind him about his Islamic duties and appeal to his forgotten ability to have mercy over poor and innocent little IB Town members?

Or if you prefer, we could capture spy Ramadhan and hold him hostage..... we can tell those meddling aliens that they better pay ransom or else!!!!! mg:

Decision is in your court, my respected, honorable IB town folk.

Decide wisely.

Peace and the power of mercy be with you.

I think we can try both methods; negotiation but at the same time planning operation "capture spy ramadhan" when our "enemy" thinks we are ready to consider surrending. BUT WE NEVER SURRENDER!

I will invite my special team to prepare capturing operation (and they are professionals with this)

(remember fate of Gilad Shalit)

After capturing this spy, let´s decide about our demands...

 

[Flame of Hope]

Sister Flame

I would like to tell you that I HIRED MYSELF, SO im IN
HAHAHA

Dont hesitate to take out my ID pls

Okie dokie. I like that. You saved me time by hiring yourself in.

You're now hired to hire others. Just make sure that when you hire, they are human beings...... not aliens or spies or creatures disguised as humans.

Good luck!

 

[Who Am I?]

Aliens... ah crap, they're onto me...

:exhausted :hiding:

 

[sister herb]

Aliens... ah crap, they're onto me...

:exhausted :hiding:

No panic there. Real IB Towners have also specialists for any cases. Does this has caused already any abnormal symptoms?

 

[Who Am I?]

No panic there. Real IB Towners have also specialists for any cases. Does this has caused already any abnormal symptoms?

Nothing, really. I've been trying to contact the Mother Ship ever since they left me on this planet, and I've been unsuccessful so far.

Maybe they left me behind... imsad

 

[sister herb]

Ooops... don´t worry, Rescue Ship is on its way already.