Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[minaz]

You get a whole can of whoop ass!

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

How to get fired from your current job?

 

[Muezzin]

But the History says that Endy was never a boring person :hmm:

History says a lot of things. Plus, History can't windsurf on a gorilla in the middle of Hurricane Irene.

Translation.Im actually out of ideas :-[

I'm not gonna lie. By the time I multiquoted this, I forgot what you asked in the first place.

But Dam n is a simple,little and cute word to curse someone,something.

I also find it cute to condemn people to hell. I do it all the time. It's fun.

This advice of washing mouth with soup

I love washing my mouth out with soup, especially chicken soup. Mmm, the only cure for a cold...

is Super rude ^o) I think the Super Mod needs to

I nearly OD'd on them, but then I realised they were actually Refreshers and bought another pack.

My question is still there.
"How to save the word Dam n from automatic Edit"

You answered your own question, dammit!

Do mine eyes deceive me or did the master of might, magic and monday mornings just agree with a commoner oh:

Both.

That is both eyes deceived you.

About both things.

Both at the same time.

OMG this is really creepy...but i cant look away...why cant i look away?

You sound like my doctor.

Assalaamu Alaaykum


I didnt think there was a boring book with that name, guess im wrong,nobody would want to read it.

You know you want to.

*proves nerdiness* Well a big word such as 'revoked' was used, it didnt make any sense at all! oh and 'convenient'. Those words are better of used with those who understand them.

*mission accomplished*

Both of those words were used correctly in the text you quoted: 'Your Geeky Crew/Gang membership is hereby revoked until such time as you prove your nerdiness or buy me some nachos. Whichever is more convenient.'

So go get me some nachos.

I use the smiley because thats how i feel most of the time. Though im never stressed, and instead of 'bemused' am mostly amused, so it just suits me best. Prince William and Kate Middleton, for a second i forgot who they were. There! Again another big word 'vol-au-vents' is that french?

You bet your croissants it's of French origin.

Why do you always end your post with "next"?
what is in "next"?

I actually buy clothes at Next.

What happens when you had sugar, spice and everything nice?

Gayness.

^You become a powerpuff girl..

Also that.

Huh?

Eh?

Que?

Porquois?

Cantalopes?

Ok, how do I wake up at the morning without using 5min. sitting on my bed like a ½ dead man.

Take a page out of Wallace's book.

Ah, you're lucky.
I have to attend the statutory update for it at some point.

I wonder if martial artists need to attend a statutory update for Violence and Aggression.

Well, that don't seem to work either.
Instead it was names out of a hat that were grouped into groups..

Was the hat a beret? Wouldn't have made much difference, it's just that berets are very underrepresented in these things you know.

I kid you not, it's to do with the whole NHS shake up and what not and providing a 24/7 service.
Except we obviously won't be working the full 24/7, but will be expected to work more saturdays and sundays than currently, with odd days off in the week.
I will no longer have my weekends! They'll instead become weekdayends, or whatever.

I'm sure your services are very much appreciated by all NHS patients.

I much prefer sonic.
What was with the late reply?

I was blazy. Busy and lazy.

Oh wait, I haven't been on here in yonkers either.
Anyway, best substitute for yumma wumma licious chocolate?

Intravenous sugar drips. They're so delectably unethical.

What happens when you combine Muessin, aamirsaab, Ramadhan, zÂk and Beardol? O_O

This.

How to get fired from your current job?

I'm not allowed to give you the best answer as it would involve putting the words 'roundhouse kick' and 'your boss' in the same sentence.

Next!

 

[joyous fairy]

Is this a thread for asking random questions?

If Yes:

Can I ask a question?

If Yes:

Have I already asked without permission?

 

[Ramadhan]

Can I ask a question?

Good question.

What is a question?

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I'm not allowed to give you the best answer as it would involve putting the words 'roundhouse kick' and 'your boss' in the same sentence.

LOL! Too late.

 

[arabic alphabet]

No question ;D

 

[*Yasmin*]

why does someone who you don't know and hides his wall poke you in facebook?

 

[SFatima]

Why do snakes bite and earthworms dont?

 

[جوري]

did you eat Minaz?

 

[Muezzin]

Is this a thread for asking random questions?

When I first started this thread back in 2005, I intended it as kind of an agony uncle thing. With sock monkeys.

If Yes:

Can I ask a question?

If Yes:

Have I already asked without permission?

If a tree falls in the forest when nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet?

Dude, where's my car?

Good question.

What is a question?

An answer.

LOL! Too late.

Did you roundhouse kick your boss?

Was it awesome?

Did you do a backflip?

Did your boss do a backflip?

No question ;D

why does someone who you don't know and hides his wall poke you in facebook?

A wise man once said, 'Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know'.

Why do snakes bite and earthworms dont?

Depends on the earthworm. I mean, sandworms bite.

Probably.

did you eat Minaz?

Next! Last call for 2011!

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Did you roundhouse kick your boss?

Was it awesome?

Did you do a backflip?

Did your boss do a backflip?

No, I resigned. :

 

[Muezzin]

No, I resigned. :

But you still could have hurricane kicked your way out of the building.

Next!

 

[Periwinkle18]

A wise man once said, 'Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know'.

good one

what should one do if someone u don't know keeps giving miss calls on ur cell phone??

 

[Scimitar]

why does someone who you don't know and hides his wall poke you in facebook?

FB is full of KUFR imo.

 

[~ Sabr ~]

:salamext:

Are you still here?

Do you remember me?

Where are all the other members?

I just started a new job and got a job interview for something else. Should I go? If yes why and if no why?

 

[Muezzin]

good one

what should one do if someone u don't know keeps giving miss calls on ur cell phone??

Step 1: Call them back.

Step 2: Point your phone at your computer speaker.

Step 3: Play this video:

:salamext:

Are you still here?

I think so.

Do you remember me?

Of course.

Where are all the other members?

They're being experimented on.

It's possible.

I just started a new job and got a job interview for something else. Should I go? If yes why and if no why?

Toss a coin. Better yet, toss two coins. If you still can't decide do what I do:

....

Well, actually, I'd probably just fart.

A more constructive approach would be to compare the prospects of the current job with that of the one you're interviewing for, compare salaries, try and get a feel for which organisation you'd feel happier in, and of course think about which of the two jobs you'd actually want to do more than the other. If that's the one you've been offered an interview for, tell your superiors at the current job in case you need a day off to attend.

Or you could pull a sickie, but that's not cricket.

Next!

 

[Scimitar]

Do istikhara... lol tho

Scimi

 

[Muezzin]

Do istikhara... lol tho

Scimi

Duly noted.

Next!

 

[Asiyah3]

Why is it people need a break from studying now and then, e.g. a person can study 45 minutes and then has to take a break 10-15 mins?

Secondly, Is this break time waste?