Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Endymion]

Yup,this is to be set as your fb profile pic.The second one was my fb profile pic once.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Yup,this is to be set as your fb profile pic.The second one was my fb profile pic once.

It says, "mujhe nazar lag jati hai, is liye PIC nahin LAGTI". It should read, "mujhe nazar lag jati hai, is liye PIC nahin LAGATA" if I have to keep it as my profile pic. :embarrass

 

[Endymion]

Lagta hey me ney Bacho ko dara diya :embarrass

Kia karoo bhaee.

.................

 

[Pure Purple]

Lagta hey me ney Bacho ko dara diya

Kia karoo bhaee.

.................

yeh pics kahan se upload kiya apne?

 

[Endymion]

It says"Is liye pic nahi Lagaii

Which does not specify your gender so baoth genders can use this pic.The last word is "Hamza" not Tey".

 

[Endymion]

yeh pics kahan se upload kiya apne?

Those were my facebook profile pictures.Dunno from where my siblings copy them :hmm:

 

[Endymion]

^o) ........ opcorn:

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

It says"Is liye pic nahi Lagaii

Which does not specify your gender so baoth genders can use this pic.The last word is "Hamza" not Tey".

Still it is feminine, isn't it?

 

[alhamdulilaah]

Still it is feminine, isn't it?

No, it is not feminine. it says mujhay nazar lag jati hae es liyae pic nahi lagai >>>I get struck by evil eye, so did not paste picture.

 

[Pure Purple]

galti se urdu general ka post yahan post kar di .sorry.......

 

[salley]

Absolutely brilliant

 

[Endymion]

 

[Pure Purple]

:haha:
Terrible English by PT sir:

1. There is no wind in the football
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. I have two daughters and both are girls.
5. Stand in a straight circle.
& the best one...
6. Why Haircut not cut?...;D;D

 

[Endymion]

 

[Pure Purple]

^
ye kya hai.meri to kuch samajh me nahi aya?:hmm:

 

[Endymion]

Jazib cloth house ka ad hey

Waha k suit khareed ker pehnne se Saima ka rishta Dubai k Engineer se pakka hoa gya


Goodness,i wrote a whole line for you in Urdu (Roman) ~sigh~

 

[Pure Purple]

^
phir to ye third class pj tha:raging:

 

['Aleena]

It's not a genuine ad right?

 

[Endymion]

^
phir to ye third class pj tha:raging:

:skeleton:

It's not a genuine ad right?

Walekum Assalam dear.
Nope Alee,its a genuine one :statisfie I had lots of ingenuous ads like this on fb but fortunately i cancelled my account :statisfie

 

[Pure Purple]

Alee

cku khu..emghhh......:giggling:
wo aleena hai.:skeleton: