Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Innocent Soul]

Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI

Don't ask me the meaning of NAGORI :hiding:

 

[Endymion]

cku khu..emghhh......:giggling:
wo aleena hai.:skeleton:

:/:

Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI

Don't ask me the meaning of NAGORI :hiding:

Nagori Milk Shop

 

['Aleena]

Nope Alee,its a genuine one

Then ROFL!

____

 

[Innocent Soul]

^ Yeah thoda 'broken english mein baat karne walo' type ka hai hew. Isliye socha ki sab ko samajh mein nahi aega :hmm:.

 

[Endymion]

 

[Pure Purple]

:haha:
bhains...............

 

[Endymion]

Bhens is not intrested in your smileys either :skeleton:

 

[Pure Purple]

Santa raised his bat on 40 runs.
Dhoni :"Its not 50 or 100 yet"
Santa says "Tu chup kar barvhi fail.
Only A graduate can understand the importance of scoring 40"..

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ HAHA I truly understand the importance of scoring 40, i've scored some 40s too...lol ;D;D;D

 

[Endymion]

 

[Pure Purple]

Pakistani fauji aise hote hai?;D

 

[Endymion]

Is sey bhi zayada Cute :statisfie

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Too difficult.

 

[Endymion]

 

[Haya emaan]

is that Punjabi language?

 

[Endymion]

Yup,now dont ask me to translate :skeleton:

 

[Haya emaan]

haha dont worry i guess i m understanding 80%

 

[Endymion]

80% is more than enough :bravo:

 

[Pure Purple]

 

[waji]

بہت خوب ویسے یہ دیکھ کر حیران و تعجب میں ہوں کہ کارڈ پر کراچی کا پتہ ہے​