Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Ramadhan]

Are you really a legit muezzin? what's your style?
at which masjid do you normally do adzan?

 

[Periwinkle18]

Step 1: Call them back.

Step 2: Point your phone at your computer speaker.

Step 3: Play this video:

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lolz thts good too, the guy was bugging so much me n my frnd made him hear the flushing of the toilet ;D didn't get a call after that alhumdulillah

 

[Muezzin]

Why is it people need a break from studying now and then, e.g. a person can study 45 minutes and then has to take a break 10-15 mins?

Because of the way the brain works, most people find it effective to concentrate on a subject for around 45 minutes before taking a short break. If you go over this time limit, you tend to lose concentration, or else you simply don't retain what you're studying.

Secondly, Is this break time waste?

Only if you use it to feed hand grenades to chimpanzees.

Because that's not very nice.

Are you really a legit muezzin?

Define 'legit'.

what's your style?

I use my mouth. I'm kind of old-school that way.

at which masjid do you normally do adzan?

lolz thts good too, the guy was bugging so much me n my frnd made him hear the flushing of the toilet ;D didn't get a call after that alhumdulillah

Ah, the old 'point your phone at a flushing toilet' trick. I do that all the time.

Actually, I don't.

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[AhlaamBella]

SUBHANALLAH!:awesome:

Can't believe this thread is still going!

Do you ever get bored/lose motivation??

 

[GuestFellow]

Muezzin, will you marry me?

 

[Muezzin]

SUBHANALLAH!:awesome:

Can't believe this thread is still going!

Neither can I.

Do you ever get bored/lose motivation??

Nah. Just gassy.

Muezzin, will you marry me?

Yes, I will marry you to the fairest maiden in all the land.

Now all I need is your credit card number.

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[Galaxy]

Do we ask this brother academic questions?:heated:

 

[Muezzin]

Do we ask this brother academic questions?:heated:

If you have to ask the question, you're not ready to hear the answer.

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[Periwinkle18]

Neither can I.


Nah. Just gassy.


Yes, I will marry you to the fairest maiden in all the land.

Now all I need is your credit card number.

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lolz

what should one do when they know something and doesnt want to tell the other person buh the other person keeps asking u to tell tht thing

 

[AhlaamBella]

What should you do when your husband's non-muslim sister keeps flirting with your best friend's muslim husband?? And your husband is oblivious because "it's only his sister"!!! :heated:

 

[Muezzin]

lolz

what should one do when they know something and doesnt want to tell the other person buh the other person keeps asking u to tell tht thing

Tell them: 'Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead'.

It is an old proverb of the Klingon tradition.

What should you do when your husband's non-muslim sister keeps flirting with your best friend's muslim husband?? And your husband is oblivious because "it's only his sister"!!! :heated:

If you go to the Help and Support forum, you will get answers ranging from 'Have a Serious Talk with All Involved' to 'Blame America', but you're not in the Help and Support forum, and you're asking for my help.

So I say throw socks at them until they see the error of their ways.

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[Beardo]

How do I get an A in my Calculus exam?

 

[Muezzin]

How do I get an A in my Calculus exam?

Well, that's sort of a loaded question, and there are many different valid answers. However, I think the most relevant one for your purposes involves a detailed spreadsheet covering illegal foreign renditions, the complete human genome and the secret ingredient for McDonald's fillet-o-fish tartar sauce.

A popular (though banal) alternative is to study.

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[~Zaria~]

How did I miss this 356 page thread?! LOOL.

You must be really good bro Muezzin - considering you created this thread (11/04/2005) before your join date (June 2005)!

This is a side to the super-mod that I had certainly not seen/ expected : )

Good thing you dont charge for your counselling services.....


Salaam

 

[Muezzin]

How did I miss this 356 page thread?! LOOL.

I know. Once I was swimming, and I got totally blindsided by a hippopotamus.

Actually, that never happened.

You must be really good bro Muezzin - considering you created this thread (11/04/2005) before your join date (June 2005)!

Rejoice at my Time Travelling Skillz.

Alternatively, read 11/04/2005 as MM/DD/YYYY.

This is a side to the super-mod that I had certainly not seen/ expected : )

Good thing you dont charge for your counselling services.....


Salaam

Can you say 'hidden costs'?

So can I, but I don't know how to implement them on this thing. If I had a penny for every post on this thread, I'd have over 50 quid.

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[Periwinkle18]

im bored what should i do?

i missed this thread thought i'd post something

 

[Endymion]

Find the other bored and chat with her on FB


Ooopss am i replying on behalf of Bat man mg:

 

[Periwinkle18]

wasn't it Bat-Mod??

 

[Muezzin]

im bored what should i do?

That's what I do when I'm bored. Although my chicken suit is really hard to iron.

i missed this thread thought i'd post something

Post on this thread while you're at it.

Find the other bored and chat with her on FB

Alternatively, you could find the other Facebook and chat with it on Twitter.

I know this is possible, for I have dreamt it.

Ooopss am i replying on behalf of Bat man mg:

wasn't it Bat-Mod??

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[Periwinkle18]

wht if theres no one nxt??