Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Pr4sE said:
Theres a dear person in the premises where i work who quite recently has been asking me to go to lunch with but i find it unnacceptable to attend these gatherings. Yet i cannot find the right way to let the poor person know.

toodaloo......

;D
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Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she :p) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?
 
Muezzin said:
Well, dear boy, simply be somewhere else before he (or she :p) has a chance to ask you! Forsooth!

Verily, who is next?
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;D forsoooooooooooth ;D !!!!!!!!!

veryily your answer has left me contemplating and after looking at the oh so bright sky i find another dazzling questions which has clouded my mind, dear sir when one is trying so hard to be pious yet stuck in an environment filled with filth and grotesque fat lards, what is one to do?
 
salaam,

;D everytime im at school, my friend always gives me hugs! and i find it really sweet, but wallahi it really hurts! how do i say stop without hurting her feelings? :?

wassalam
 
Pr4sE said:
;D forsoooooooooooth ;D !!!!!!!!!

veryily your answer has left me contemplating and after looking at the oh so bright sky i find another dazzling questions which has clouded my mind, dear sir when one is trying so hard to be pious yet stuck in an environment filled with filth and grotesque fat lards, what is one to do?
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Why, simply take a needle and make said grotesque fat lards into human pin cushions who may or may not believe one's excuses of wanting to perform 'acupuncture' to release stress and even out this new-fangled 'chi'.
 
Muezzin said:
Why, simply take a needle and make said grotesque fat lards into human pin cushions who may or may not believe one's excuses of wanting to perform 'acupuncture' to release stress and even out this new-fangled 'chi'.
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joooooooooooooka

reps
reps
reps!!!!!! ;D
 
minaz said:
No it aitn your fault, Homosexuality among muslim females is rising :'(
(yeh I'm more scared than you girls- who the hell is gonna marry Muezzin now!)
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loooooooooooool :giggling: hahahaha ;D

man ur too funny!! lolz :giggling:

ok i got a problem.........i got headache :( lol
 
*cough cough* wat on earth gave u dat idea sis?! lol *hides*

ok yeh!! lol...n ice cream!! hahaha das all i had 4 lunch!! lol!! was tekin advantage of the sunny weather lolz haha ;D

but now got headache man :(

take care
w/salaam
 
Iqram said:
LOL

Not again?

LOL

What did u do last time?

Bsides....

IT'S FREEZING STILL!!!!!
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lol!!!! last tym was chocolate lol! :giggling: n it was nyc weather bro!! mashAllah!!!! :D :D :D

Take a hammer to it.

Or better yet, take some Anadin
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lol!!! u wanna get me killed innit.......i'll tek sum PARACETAMOL lol :giggling:

thnk u 4 ur...ummm......GREAT advice bro lol
salaam
 
How do i make the effects of permanent fatigue go away?

Will red bull help?

Or do i have t o go back to the old coffee diet?
 
Iqram said:
How do i make the effects of permanent fatigue go away?

Will red bull help?

Or do i have t o go back to the old coffee diet?
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Inject Red Bull directly into your veins, and carry a drip around with you that you can refill.

Alternatively, eat an actual bull that you have painted red.

Or.. you could like, sleep more. ;)
 

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