Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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where the hell did you learn english from?
You, me and Minaz have got to have a stage show - 'Black and White Brothers'. It'll be like Laurel and Hardy, with Buster Keaton thrown in for good measure. We'll raid the Battleship Potemkin while the robotrix from Fritz Lang's Metropolis tries to seduce the chimney.

Iqram said:
Why is Abrar so rude?
Why don't we get back on topic :)
 
Why are some of your replies out of this world?
Low blood sugar.

Are you willing to lose valuable customers?
If you find a cheaper price somewhere else, we'll match it!

Pagal Kuri said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy doz dis thread exist....
Good question. The very first post of this thread answers it :)

nafy said:
y did bro muezzin ignore my question???
He didn't. See a couple of posts back. :)
 
theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?

PS: stinky man is emotional, once i told him to stop smokin it aint helpin his appearance n thru out da whole day he acted like his mad at me.


PS PS: more then two lines of advice would be appreciated!

PS PS PS: !Be warned! The advice u giv may actually be put into use!!

yours sincerely

Boy who wishes to be able to breathe again in his own office ;D
 
Salaamz

hey jazakAllah bro...das gud advice....which leads me 2 ask anova question......are u feelin alryt 2day???

i actually got sum gud advice off u 2day lol :giggling: wats da matta? are u ill bro??

hehe take care
w/salaamz :)

^^^ dat question brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
 
theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?
Move to a civilised country
 
theres this dude at work who. His constantly sweatin, den he goes to the toilet and runs his dirty clothes underwater, den he walks into da office wearin nothin but a vest and dries his clothes with a fan which causes the smell to spread at the speed of light causing me to withhold my breath. How do i make stinky man stop stinkin?

tell him "hope u sdont mid me tellin dis....it is affectijn me tellin u dis anyway cuz i v to breathe...but mr. u smell bad....u can borrow my deoderant i dont mind...." flash him a big smile. n well he shudnt smell bad after all dat sparyin ;) :p

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Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?

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any suggestions?

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Iraq

Pagal Kuri said:
Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?
Tell her off the first time. If she continues doing the actions, knock her out.

(note: I'm related to muezzin...sadly..and so am allowed to answer for the Masters when they are not present.)
 
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Right ok I seriously have a problem. basicaly i have this cuzzin hu is 2 months older than me and she is a muslim but she lisns to music, has guy mates, doesn't pray n stuff. How do I make her understand that what she is doing is wrong?
Religion has no room here on our thread :p
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