Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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yeah...yo minaz and muezzin..are u guys real bros or soul bros?
jus wonderin :?
 
mashaallah said:
ma teacher's say they'll me kick me out of college soon cz of ma attendence:(
wats ur advice???
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Tell your parents the full situation, see the head teachers with your parents and attend all your classes without fail.

And if that doesn't work, eat some crackers and cheese.
 
Muezzin said:
We're bro's in Islam, but we both love 'soul food'. Maryland is the rockingest chicken outlet in Leicester. Boo-yah!
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[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese.. :rollseyes
 
Hijabi_19 said:
[MOUSE]LOL![/MOUSE] soul food? HAHAHA..
dayam..hav gone off topic..wat wud u advise me to do seein as i cant motivate myself to start my assignment or poster! :grumbling and dont tell me to hav crackers and cheese.. :rollseyes
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There's a deadline, right?

Close your eyes.

Picture your teacher.

He/she is angry.

He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.

He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'

You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.

You look at your desk. Your work is absent.

Open your eyes.

Now imagine the deadline is tomorrow.

Chop chop!
 
Muezzin said:
There's a deadline, right?

Close your eyes.

Picture your teacher.

He/she is angry.

He/she has a vicious dog that's just rearing to bite you.

He/she is saying 'Why didn't you do your work!'

You look at the calendar. It is the date of the deadline.

You look at your desk. Your work is absent.

Open your eyes.

Now imagine the deadline is tomorrow.

Chop chop!
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the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!
and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..:?
 
Hijabi_19 said:
the deadline for a poster is on thursday and its a group collaberation..but i've been allocated to work with 3 guys and they dont seem bothered..should i?!
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Yes. Did you not see the dog in your meditation-dream? It had rabies!

and wat ami supposed to chop exactly..i chopped my finger last week..:?
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It's not literal, it's just a saying, you know like 'break a leg', 'get cracking' and 'get the hell out of my house'.
 
Muezzin said:
Yes. Did you not see the dog in your meditation-dream? It had rabies!


It's not literal, it's just a saying, you know like 'break a leg', 'get cracking' and 'get the hell out of my house'.
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well..wen i say get the hell outta my house..i would mean it..if i said it..
and yes i know ur not bein literal..i jus felt like being weird..as usual :?
 
Salaamz

how do i get rid of ma bad mood? :(

take care
w/salaamz
 
I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.
 
Salaamz

lol bro was jus jokin! ;D cant go beatin up my agony aunt lol ;D

take care
w/salaamz
 
Nawal89 said:
I need to know how to tell a person very nicely that they look ugly. yesss i really need to know how. They have the most horrible fashion sense in the world.
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Tell them 'you have horrible dress sense. And furthermore you smell like my socks. And I ain't washed them in TIME, yo.'

Honesty is the best policy.

But remember the song:

'Killing me softly..
er... dum dum der
dum dum dum der de dum
Killing me softly with this song
Killing me softly
With this song'

Or something.
 

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