Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Minaz & Muezzin.... What do I do about my parents?! I wanna wear Jilbaab but they saying I'm gettin too ""islamic!"" :heated:
 
Ok i have another prob.
This boy in my school is totally obsessed mwith me! He keeps buying me presents like Timberland boots, lap tops and even gold jewellery!
Apparently he loves me or something. And he keeps wanting to hang around with me, but i don't hang around with boys... especially not those that claim to love me!
And to top it off, he's spreading rumours around the school that i'm going out with him! AstaghfurAllah! I got this brother to sort him out last time, but now that brother has left. My dad's friend works in school, so if he hears news of this rumour.... well you now you know what happened if I stop coming on LI!
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MILK HIM! Get all the freebies you can off him, seriously a laptop and Timbs, he's loaded! P.S just so you know i'm a size 7:D

And Minaz.... do you think itis good to be liberal?
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Hell yeah!

Minaz & Muezzin.... What do I do about my parents?! I wanna wear Jilbaab but they saying I'm gettin too ""islamic!""
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Tell them the reasons why and the benefits you see in wearing it
 
ask them why they don't wnat you wearing it, fear of community or Allah?
 
bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?
 
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F.Y. said:
bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?
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When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.

Islamic Kuri said:
Muezzin and Minaz - My Agony Uncles.....How old r u?
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I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!
 
Muezzin said:
When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.


I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!
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Wow I didn't know you could speak French. So you're the older one eh? Do you think I should just marry the creep and be a gold digger?:p
:w:
 
Muezzin said:
Don't marry him, just milk him for all he's worth!
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You bunch of gold diggers!:giggling:
But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises:p. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him:D.
Man, i'm such a nice person;D.
 
~Mu'MiNaH~ said:
You bunch of gold diggers!:giggling:
But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises:p. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him:D.
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NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.

Man, i'm such a nice person;D.
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And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!
 
Muezzin said:
NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.


And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!
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Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny? I'll give you 5% and that's it!
 
~Mu'MiNaH~ said:
Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny?
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Excuse me, but do you know the verb 'batter' is incorrect in this context and should instead be 'bat', unless of course you have recently fallen into a deep fat frier.

I'll give you 5% and that's it!
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Deal.

Next!
 
my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :'(

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

:'( too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!! :'(

w/salaam
 

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